Subject: Signs (Page 49)

We're #1 In the #2 Business

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Cheap Shots

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Paneless Cleaning

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Please ask a member of staff for help with erection

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FOR HELP 1. Push RED BUTTON

2. Or YELL

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NO UNAUTHORIZED TRESPASSING AFTER NINE PM

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This product is not to be used in bathrooms.

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RIGHT HAIR, RIGHT NOW

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Parking for Bargain World & Dunkin’ Donuts Customers Only – All Others Will Be Toad [sic]

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When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Use Duct Tape

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Old adopted mother fillet

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Fatal Restaurant

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Growing old is mandatory. Growing wise is optional.

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Employees Must Wash Hands Before Living

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This Is The Gate of Heaven – Enter Ye All by This Door. (This Door is Kept Locked Because of the Draft. Please Use Side Door.)

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The Zoo has an African Lion and the White House has a Lyin’ African!

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Don't Wait For the Hearse to Take You to Church

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We Don't Want An Arm and a Leg. We Want Your Tows.

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Historic Nutt House Hotel

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Getter & Baker

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