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Subject:
Signs
(Page 59)
Caution – No Warning Signs
Sign
Signs
Alongside a road
PLANET OF THE GRAPES – Wine & Spirits
Sign
Signs
Liquor store name
Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand.
Label
Signs
In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw
Swallowing Pride Will Never Give You Indigestion
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Absolutely No Food or Beverages Allowed in Restaurant
Sign
Signs
Fairhaven Honey Wagon
Sign
Signs
Septic service truck
If You Soil this Vehicle a Charge Will Be Made
Sign
Signs
Trespassers Will Be Prosecuted To the Full Extent Of the Law
Sign
Signs
Sisters of Mercy
NO AMENSTY [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
Phyllis Diller
(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Appearance
Body
Clothing
Signs
Contraception
Nudity
Old people
I Am Joe the Plummer [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
NO PARKING ABOVE THIS SIGN
Sign
Signs
On a pole
Walk Only
Sign
Signs
On a handicapped wheelchair sign
And Honolulu is NOT in Kenya
Protest sign
Signs
Referring to Obama's birthplace
Hackers Ahead
Sign
Signs
Alongside a road
Septic Tank Service – We Haul Milk On the Weekends
Sign
Signs
On a tanker truck
Heaven Is Full – Go Home
Sign
Signs
Doggie Styles Pet Grooming
Business Name
Signs
In Reynoldsburg Ohio
This job is only a test… had it been an actual job, you would have recieved raises, bonses and promotions. sic]
Sign
Signs
At an office
Our Teachers Make a Differance
Sign
Signs
[sic]
Outside a school
We Dispense With Accuracy
Sign
Signs
In a New York drugstore
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