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Subject:
Signs
(Page 62)
Do not mistake temptation for opportunity.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Walmart Is Not The Only Saving Place
Sign
Signs
At a church
The world may be your oyster, but it doesn’t mean you’ll get its pearl.
Fortune cookie
Signs
We do Not Accept Vertical I.D.’s – No Colors On T-Shirts, Vests, and Jackets
Sign
Signs
On the door of a restaurant
Never forget a friend… especially if he owes you.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Credit & Debit Card Machine is not working – Apologize
Sign
Signs
Warning keep out of children
Label
Signs
On a Korean kitchen knife
Loose Senior Citizen Center
Establishment Name
Signs
⬆ 316 – 333,339
Sign
Signs
Apparently denoting room numbers in the hall of a motel
Watts you see is watts you get.
Sign
Signs
At an electric company
STOP! Drive Sideways.
Translation
Signs
Translations
A detour sign in Japan
You will be hungry again in one hour.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Genuine Fake Watches
Sign
Signs
Fight truth decay—study the Bible daily.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Look before driving.
Label
Signs
On the dashboard of a mail truck
Save Energy – How Would YOU Like It If Someone Turned You On and Then Left?
Sign
Signs
An energy conservation sign
Eat Here and Get Gas
Sign
Signs
At restaurant/gas station
Assman’s Barber Hairstyling Salon
Store name
Signs
Bash-Gal Inc
Business name
Signs
A business in New York
We make mouse calls.
Sign
Signs
At an exterminator’s office
For Old Dimes Sake
Sign
Signs
At a coin shop
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