Subject: Signs (Page 63)

My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom

El-Dee's Pet Shop/El-Dee's Bait Shop

Bigass Beer

Don't Sleep With a Drip – Call Your Plumber

Warning to Tourists – Do Not Laugh At the Natives

And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be…?

Don’t let worry kill you — let the church help.

No Name Lane

We dispense with accuracy.

Who Ever Stole Our Mower – God Will Get You

Just a shade better.

SOFA SO GOOD

Wash & Vacuum Senior Citizens $15.98

Stolen Bible Amnesty Day

One of Us, or Perhaps Both of Us, May Be Correct

M.T. Bellies

Five Santa Clauses – No Waiting

CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.

Do Not Use While Pregnant or Nursing

Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft.

ATM Machine – No Dogs – No Bicycles