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Subject:
Signs
(Page 63)
My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
Bumper sticker
Signs
El-Dee's Pet Shop/El-Dee's Bait Shop
Business name
Signs
In Boston Massachusetts
Bigass Beer
Store name
Signs
In Memphis
Don't Sleep With a Drip – Call Your Plumber
Sign
Signs
On trucks of a plumbing company in Pennsylvania
Warning to Tourists – Do Not Laugh At the Natives
In Pocatello Idaho
Signs
And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be…?
Bumper sticker
Signs
Don’t let worry kill you — let the church help.
Sign
Signs
At a church
No Name Lane
Street Sign
Signs
We dispense with accuracy.
Sign
Signs
In a New York drugstore
Who Ever Stole Our Mower – God Will Get You
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Just a shade better.
Sign
Signs
On an awning manufacturer’s door
SOFA SO GOOD
Sign
Signs
Name of a furniture store
Wash & Vacuum Senior Citizens $15.98
Sign
Signs
Outside a carwash
Stolen Bible Amnesty Day
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
One of Us, or Perhaps Both of Us, May Be Correct
Protest sign
Signs
M.T. Bellies
Business name
Signs
Restaurants in Vermont and elsewhere
Five Santa Clauses – No Waiting
Sign
Signs
In a toy department
CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.
Label
Signs
On a beach ball
Do Not Use While Pregnant or Nursing
Label
Signs
Warning on a box of Rogaine For Men
Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft.
Label
Signs
In the manual for a jet ski
ATM Machine – No Dogs – No Bicycles
Sign
Signs
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