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Subject:
Signs
(Page 65)
I Want It All and I Want It Delivered
Bumper sticker
Signs
Keep Using My Name in Bain – I’ll Make Rush Hour Longer – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
You Shit It… We Get It
Sign
Signs
On a sludge disposal truck in Pennsylvania
If God Is Your Copilot – Swap Seats!
Church sign
Signs
At a church
Don’t Steal From Medicare to Support Socialized Medicine
Protest sign
Signs
We ID everyone under 130.
Sign
Signs
In a liquor store
Rest Area Next Right
Sign
Signs
[the next right leads into to a cemetery]
In Roosevelt UT
Expiration date – 2 years
Label
Signs
On a bottle of Chinese medicine
Trespassers Will Be Prosecuted To the Full Extent Of the Law
Sign
Signs
Sisters of Mercy
In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood, proceed uphill quickly.
Sign
Signs
One of the emergency safety procedures at a summer camp
Hair Raid Shelter
Business name
Signs
Various hairdressers
Buy the Pound
Store name
Signs
Anchorage AK
I LIke Tea, and You’re Kind of Ruining It
Protest sign
Signs
Do not use near fire or flame.
Label
Signs
On a can of Sterno®
Get Government Out of Medecine [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
T-bone Steak $1 [In fine print underneath] With meat $12
Sign
Signs
In a restaurant window
We make money the old-fashioned way. We kill for it.
Sign
Signs
At an exterminator’s office
Harrisburg Postal Employee Gun Club
Sign
Signs
Big Wong
Restaurant name
Signs
A Chinese restaurant in New York
Malfunction: Too less water.
Sign
Signs
A notice left on a coffee machine
Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it.
Label
Signs
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