Subject: Signs (Page 81)

Do Not Rattle Playfully at the Shutter Button

Little Goody New Shoes

A cynic is only a frustrated optimist.

Audie & Joyce Beauty Salon & Mini-Storage

If You Don't See What You're Looking For, You've Come To the Right Place

Buy and Large

All daddy wanted was a blow job.

Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.

Beware of Road Surprises

Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.

We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door – the bell doesn't work)

Whore – Amazing Happen NBA

NOTICE • Ladies Under Repair. Use the On at the Pool side Area. By Management.

Don’t Waste Wastes

Mane Attraction

Knobs and Knockers

WARNING – Feed A Pigeon – Lose a Finger

The Man Lock by McGard – PROTECTS YOUR MANHOLE – Against Unwanted Access – McGard Special Products Division

No Animals Allowed on Beaches – Domestic or Wild – $50 Fine Domestic Animals – $100 Fine Wild Animals

If You Think It’s Hot Here, Imagine Hell

Drive Carefully – We'll Wait