Subject: Signs (Page 81)

The Stalk Market

ATM Machine – No Dogs – No Bicycles

Homophobia Is So Gay

Your Hole Is Our Goal

Smile, You're on Radar!

Enter Only – Do Not Exit – Do Not Enter – One Way

I’m Teabagging 4 Jesus

School Starts Sep 4 – Resistance Is Futile

Do Not Activate With Wet Hands

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.

In memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people.

Need directions? – God

Due to the current health risks associated with eating roar vegetables, Consume at your own choice and risk!!!

Fish & Salad – All you cant eat $90.00

Thurston

Do not take if allergic to zantac.

WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.

HELP WANTED • No Bullshit

Soft Shoulder; Blind Curves – Steep Grade; Big Trucks – GOOD LUCK!

Filthy Stinking Rich – Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad

Jock's Trap Lounge