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Subject:
Signs
(Page 81)
Do Not Rattle Playfully at the Shutter Button
Label
Signs
In the instruction manual for a Canon camera
Little Goody New Shoes
Store name
Signs
Online shoe store
A cynic is only a frustrated optimist.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Audie & Joyce Beauty Salon & Mini-Storage
Business name
Signs
In Walla Walla Washington
If You Don't See What You're Looking For, You've Come To the Right Place
Sign
Signs
At an optometrist's office
Buy and Large
Store name
Signs
Plumbing Supplies
All daddy wanted was a blow job.
Signs
On a 4-year old’s T-shirt
Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Beware of Road Surprises
Road sign
Signs
Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.
Sign
Signs
In a Tokyo shop
We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door – the bell doesn't work)
Sign
Signs
On a repair shop door
Whore – Amazing Happen NBA
Translation
Signs
Sports
Translations
On a basketball video game in Japan
NOTICE • Ladies Under Repair. Use the On at the Pool side Area. By Management.
Sign
Signs
Don’t Waste Wastes
Translation
Signs
Translations
Mane Attraction
Store name
Signs
A beauty parlor
Knobs and Knockers
Business name
Signs
Old house furnishings in Dublin Ireland
WARNING – Feed A Pigeon – Lose a Finger
Sign
Signs
The Man Lock by McGard – PROTECTS YOUR MANHOLE – Against Unwanted Access – McGard Special Products Division
Sign
Signs
Manholes
No Animals Allowed on Beaches – Domestic or Wild – $50 Fine Domestic Animals – $100 Fine Wild Animals
Sign
Signs
If You Think It’s Hot Here, Imagine Hell
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Drive Carefully – We'll Wait
Sign
Signs
In front of funeral home
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