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Leviticus Also Said “No Hair Cuts” But I Guess We Are Skipping That One

Protest sign

Beliefs Religion Signs The Bible

Sushi Loco

Business name

Signs Japanese restaurant in Richardson Texas

Dry Paint

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Signs On a freshly painted wall

A Flush Beats A Full House!

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Signs On a septic truck

Old Dogs – Young Dogs – Several Stupid Dogs – Please Drive Slowly

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Signs

SOFA SO GOOD

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Signs Name of a furniture store

Garbage Only – No Trash

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Signs

T-bone Steak $1 [In fine print underneath] With meat $12

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Signs In a restaurant window

I Go Where I'm Towed

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Signs On a car being towed by a motor home

After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.

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Signs

Stinky Stork Diaper Service

Business name

Signs Staten Island New York

Don’t forget your ring!

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Signs By a dormitory bathtub

Not to be used as a personal flotation device.

Label

Signs On a 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame

After opening, keep upright.

Label

Signs On a bottle of milk

No Name Lane

Street Sign

Signs

Do not put any part of your body in the crocodile pool.

Translation

Signs Translations At a zoo in Thailand

Trespassers Will Be Prosecuted To the Full Extent Of the Law

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Signs Sisters of Mercy

Customers Should Use Push Buttons to Open Automatic Doors

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Signs

How do you spell ingnorant? [sic] R-O-C-K-E-R

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Signs Held by a Mets fan referring to Atlanta Brave pitcher John Rocker

Any Persons (Except Players) Caught Collecting Golf Balls on this Course Will Be Prosecuted and Have Their Balls Removed

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Signs At a golf course

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Subject: Signs (Page 82)

Leviticus Also Said “No Hair Cuts” But I Guess We Are Skipping That One

Sushi Loco

Dry Paint

A Flush Beats A Full House!

Old Dogs – Young Dogs – Several Stupid Dogs – Please Drive Slowly

SOFA SO GOOD

Garbage Only – No Trash

T-bone Steak $1 [In fine print underneath] With meat $12

I Go Where I'm Towed

After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.

Stinky Stork Diaper Service

Don’t forget your ring!

Not to be used as a personal flotation device.

After opening, keep upright.

No Name Lane

Do not put any part of your body in the crocodile pool.

Trespassers Will Be Prosecuted To the Full Extent Of the Law

Customers Should Use Push Buttons to Open Automatic Doors

How do you spell ingnorant? [sic] R-O-C-K-E-R

Any Persons (Except Players) Caught Collecting Golf Balls on this Course Will Be Prosecuted and Have Their Balls Removed