Subject: Signs (Page 82)

Not for human consumption.

Any Member of Staff Caught Using the Cistern to Keep Beer Chilled Will Face a Disciplinary Investigation

Yu kee Food House

Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

DEAD END • NO U TURN

No Pets – No Persons With Diarrhea

Eat, Drink, and Remarry.

If Voting Changed Anything, They’d Made It Illegal

Stinky Moose Diaper Services

First Alert Smoke Alarm with Silence Feature…

Out For a Quick Byte

Ernest F. Duh Attorney at Law

Saturday: 12 noon to 12pm.

What Exactly Is In That Tea You’re Drinking?

To avoid condensation forming, please allow the boxes to warm up to room temperature before opening.

Dairy Queen • Scream Until Daddy Stops the Car

Lets keep the Tea – Dump The Polititions [sic]

DANGER Due To Hipsters

We've Got What It Takes to Take What You've Got

The Hoe House