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Subject:
Signs
(Page 82)
Not for human consumption.
Label
Signs
Black rubber fishing worm
Any Member of Staff Caught Using the Cistern to Keep Beer Chilled Will Face a Disciplinary Investigation
Sign
Signs
On a toilet tank
Yu kee Food House
Translation
Signs
Translations
Name of restaurant in Singapore
Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
DEAD END • NO U TURN
Sign
Signs
Adjoining road signs
No Pets – No Persons With Diarrhea
Sign
Signs
Eat, Drink, and Remarry.
Sign
Signs
At a Las Vegas hotel
If Voting Changed Anything, They’d Made It Illegal
Sign
Elections/Voting
Signs
Seen in London
Stinky Moose Diaper Services
Business name
Signs
Alberta Canada
First Alert Smoke Alarm with Silence Feature…
Label
Signs
Out For a Quick Byte
Sign
Signs
On door of a computer store
Ernest F. Duh Attorney at Law
Business name
Signs
Phillipsburg NJ
Saturday: 12 noon to 12pm.
Sign
Signs
At a University Center
What Exactly Is In That Tea You’re Drinking?
Protest sign
Signs
To avoid condensation forming, please allow the boxes to warm up to room temperature before opening.
Label
Signs
INSIDE a carton
Dying Right Here Is Strictly Prohibited
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign in China
Dairy Queen • Scream Until Daddy Stops the Car
Sign
Signs
Lets keep the Tea – Dump The Polititions [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
DANGER Due To Hipsters
Sign
Signs
On construction scaffolding
We've Got What It Takes to Take What You've Got
Sign
Signs
On side of a garbage truck
The Hoe House
Business name
Signs
Garden supply store in Little Rock Arkansas
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