Subject: Signs (Page 84)

Bottomless Pit – 65 Feet Deep

Family Planning Advice – Use rear entrance

Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.

Open dusk till dawn.

Miame Heat

My Dung

This is not a toy. Stickers require adult supervision.

No Pets – No Persons With Diarrhea

Homophobia Is So Gay

Do not spray in eyes.

Leave These Lights On At All Times – Auth. Police Department
Turn Lights Off


Please DO NOT Flush Toilet Paper Down the Toilet

Unfiltered Drinking Water

Call Monday thru Friday, sorry, we haul milk on weekends.

CAUTION – Blade Extremely Sharp! Keep Out of Children

67 School of Nursing and Midwifery – Deliveries at rear of building

Hitchhikers May Be Escaping Inmates

Wrekin Construction

Please note – Fertilizing in progress – Do not lick your balls

Do Not Throw Stones At This Sign