Subject: Signs (Page 84)

The VERY DARK CAVES – “It’s Almost Like Being Blind!”

UFO UNIVERSITY

A Lot of Things Are Actually Going Pretty Well.

ON THIS SITE STOOD A Local Market Bankrupted By the Monopolistic, Make-it-Cheaper-In-China, Anti-Union Big Box Store Where You Shop – Education Department 2007

Stinky Moose Diaper Services

Free Juice Packet – $0.35

Do Not Put Soap in Lock

Rehab is for quitters.

A cynic is only a frustrated optimist.

CAUTION – Protruding Sign

FYI: To whoever stole my water bottle – it had my estrogen supplements in it. Have fun with that! :)

Carspa – Best hand job

Toughen Glass Cutting Board – Easily Clean, Hygienic – Warning: Not suitable for chopping food on

Caution – Hot Beverages – ARE HOT

Drapes and Sew Much More

It will take about 1 minute to fix a hot drink. Please wail.

Do not put in mouth.

No Dumping Allowed

Helping kids read gooder • Hooked on Phonics

Invite Us To Your Next Blowout.

Thou Shall Turn Off Thy Cellphone