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My first priority is to finish above rather than beneath the ground.
James Hunt
American auto racer
Auto racing
Sports
Some of the ravines are so deep that if you topple over, your clothes will be out of date by the time you hit the bottom.
Tony Pond
British auto racer
Auto racing
Sports
On the dangers of the Monte Carlo Rally
What you’ve got to remember about Michael is that under that cold professional Germanic exterior beats a heart of stone.
Damon Hill
British auto racer
Auto racing
Sports
Of race driver Michael Shumacher
I want to be the fastest woman in the world… in a manner of speaking.
Shirley Muldowney
American woman drag racer
Auto racing
Sports
Women
If I was earning £1 a race, I'd still be a racing driver – just a poor one.
Nigel Mansell
British auto racer
Auto racing
Money
Sports
It's hard to describe what it's like to see a stock car flying through the air knowing it's going to land on top of you.
Benny Parsons
American auto racer
Accidents
Auto racing
Problems
Sports
Need to tie some kerosene rags around his ankles so the ants don’t eat his candy ass.
Dale Earnhardt
American auto racer
Auto racing
Insults
Sports
Speaking of Mark Martin
If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower.
Mark Donohue
American auto racer
Auto racing
Sports
Horsepower
I got hit in the head pretty hard. My clock ran backwards for two years.
Buddy Baker
American auto racer
Auto racing
Sports
I never lost my job while I was leading a race.
Buddy Baker
American auto racer
Auto racing
Situations
Sports
Work
Winning
Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet he wished he had a hard on now.
Jack Burnicle
motor racing commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
On racer Colin Edwards' tire choice
You have to treat death like any other part of life.
Tom Sneva
American auto racer
Auto racing
Death
Sports
And he’s done that in a whisker under 10 seconds, call it 9.7 in round figures.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Never think of your car as a cold machine, but as a hot-blooded horse.
Juan Manuel Fangio
Argentinian auto racer
Auto racing
Autos
Sports
Things
You win some, you lose some, you wreck some.
Dale Earnhardt
American auto racer
Auto racing
Sports
Schumacher has made his final stop three times.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
The best classroom of all times was about two car lengths behind Juan Manuel Fangio.
Stirling Moss
(1929 – ) English race car driver
Auto racing
Education
Learning
Sports
Juan Manuel Fangio
The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog.
Damon Hill
British auto racer
Auto racing
Sports
Winning
Motor racing's less of a sport these days than a commercial break doing 150 mph.
Peter Dunne
sportswriter
Auto racing
Entertainment
Sports
Television
After the third flip, I lost control…
Don Roberts
American auto racer
Auto racing
Sports
After crashing at New England Dragway
Crashes
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