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They expect an umpire to be perfect on opening day and to improve as the season goes on.

American baseball umpire

They throw Winfield out at second, but he’s safe.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

He needed a psychiatrist more than I did.

(1929 – ) American baseball player who had a well-publicized bipolar disorder

Baseball is a game which consists of tapping a ball with a piece of wood, then running like a lunatic.

Arthur 'Dazzy' Vance could throw a cream puff through a battleship.

American baseball player

I understand, Moe, that you are in counter-intelligence, which, I assume, means you are against intelligence.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

His face looks like a closed fist.

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter

Richards swings, the ball bounces foul and hits him in the head… no harm done.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Yes, and so is everyone else in the league.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

I'd have a better chance of catching flies with chopsticks.

baseball player

People have asked me a lot of times, because I didn't hit a lot, we all know that, how long a dozen bats would last me?… depending on the weight and the model that I was using at that particular time I would say eight to ten cookouts.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

Coaches are an integral part of any manager's team, especially if they are good pinochle players.

(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager

The Lord taught me to love everybody, but the last ones I learned to love were the sportswriters.

(1922 – ) American baseball player & manager

Ron Guidry is not very big, maybe 140 pounds, but he has an arm like a lion.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

If it comes down to taking care of my mother in her old age and taking care of my center fielder in his young age, I hope she understands.

Owner of the Seattle Mariners

The final score after eight innings is Giants 3, Padres 2.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist