Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 24)

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.

(1932 – 1997) newspaper columnist

Well, I guess I was just in the right place at the right time.

Dominican baseball player

Reporter: Who do you think is the number one player of all time?

Logan: I’d have to go with the immoral Babe Ruth.

professional baseball player

It's easy to stay in the majors for seven and a half years when you hit .300; but when you hit .216 like me, it's really an accomplishment.

professional baseball player

He wants Texas back.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

Allen S. Sothoron pitched his initials off yesterday.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

Knuckleball: A curveball that doesn't give a damn.

(1909 – 1973) American sports journalist

When you say you're a padre, people ask when did you become a parent. When you say you're a cardinal, they tell you to work hard because the next step is pope. But when you say you're a Dodger, everybody knows you're in the Major Leagues.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

Pete Rose has three thousand hits and three thousand fourteen overall.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

The most overrated underrated player in baseball.

American writer

The place was cold, and I got the feeling that the fans would have enjoyed baseball more if it had been played with a hockey puck.

professional baseball player

We are in such a slump that even the ones that aren’t drinkin’ aren’t hittin’.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Tommy John is so old, he uses Absorbine Senior.

(1952 – ) American sportscaster

I must admit when Reggie hit his third home run and I was sure nobody was looking, I applauded in my glove.

professional baseball player

The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they are running.

(1926 – 2016) American baseball player, announcer & television host

There are three types of baseball players: those who make it happen, those who watch it happen, and those who wonder what happens.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

The final score after eight innings is Giants 3, Padres 2.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

National League umpires wear inside chest protesters.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I’ll never make the mistake of being 70 again.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

My father looked at the check and then told the scout, 'Throw in another hundred and you can take the rest of the family.'

baseball player