Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 27)

Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it.

(1931 – ) American baseball player & manager

I had slumps that lasted into the winter.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

It's not very often you get to see the Lone Ranger and Toronto in the same night.

baseball manager

We (the Mets) are a much improved ball club, now we lose in extra innings!

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

I was never nervous when I had the ball, but when I let go I was scared to death.

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

I’m throwing twice as hard, but the ball is getting there half as fast.

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

Umpire's heaven is a place where he works third base every game; home is where the heartache is.

(1937 – 1995) American Major League Baseball umpire

I led the league in “Go get ‘em next time.”

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

Washington: first in war, first in peace, and last in the American League.

(1860 – 1931) American baseball writer & humorist

Fernando Valenzuela is the pitcher whose name sounds like a mailing address in the Lower Andes.

American sportswriter

Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

I didn’t get a lot of awards as a player… but they did have a Bob Uecker Day Off for me once in Philly.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

Yes, and so is everyone else in the league.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Tommy (Lasorda) will eat anything, as long as you pay for it.

American baseball player, manager & executive

I signed with the Milwaukee Braves for three-thousand dollars; that bothered my dad at the time because he didn’t have that kind of dough… but he eventually scraped it up.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

We'll be back with the recrap after this message.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

(He) simply lost that sun-blown popup.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

For the Washington Senators, the worst time of the year is the baseball season.

(1927 – ) American author & baseball writer

At all those banquets, stars get up and give credit to their coaches and parents; I give credit to no one; I made myself what I am today.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

Don’t park in the spaces marked, “Reserved for Umpires.”

professional baseball pitcher