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Fear was absolutely necessary; without it, I would have been scared to death.

Floyd Patterson

American boxing champion

Saying that Howard Cosell quit commensating on boxing because it's sleazy is like saying Nixon quit politics because it's crooked.

Paul Gereff

sportswriter

Boxing Sports Howard Cosell

Las Vegas is the oasis of outstretched palms.

Reg Gutteridge

English boxing journalist & commentator

Boxing Money Sports Wordplay Greed

I'm always into a positive black image. Whenever Leon Spinks fights I always pray, 'Dear Lord, please don't let them interview Leon on TV.'

Arsenio Hall

American television personality

Boxing People Sports Blacks Leon Spinks

Jack Dempsey hits like an epileptic pile-driver.

Harry Witwert

Boxing Sports Jack Dempsey Punches

Pedroza – the crown on his head hanging by a thread.

Harry Carpenter

British sports commentator

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… standing there making a sitting target of himself.

Terry Lawless

English boxing manager & trainer

Boxing Misspokements Sports

I don't know, I've never hit myself.

Randall “Tex” Cobb

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Boxing Sports On being asked his best punch

Everybody has a plan, ’till they get hit.

Mike Tyson

(1966 – ) American boxing champion

Boxing Sports

Naseem Hamed is naturally fit. I've seen more fat on a butcher's apron.

Reg Gutteridge

English boxing journalist & commentator

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The current version of Buster Mathis [Jr.] boasts not just a Michelin man waist but an embonpoint thai would give him a better shot at starring in the next Wonderbra poster than winning a boxing title.

Boxing Sports On Tyson's second comeback opponent

He's got a nutritionist, and I've got room service.

George Foreman

(1949 – ) American boxing champion

Boxing Eating Food/Drink Sports On his and Evander Holyfield's dietary needs

Earnie Shavers could punch you in the neck and break your ankle.

Randall “Tex” Cobb

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Boxing Sports On Earnie Shavers

I can be found the next couple of months trying to perfect my new punch – the lip-buttoner.

Archie Moore

American boxing champion

Boxing Sports Before his fight with the talkative Cassius Clay

Rocky Marciano didn't know enough boxing to know what a feint was. He never tried to out-guess you. He just kept trying to knock your brains out.

Archie Moore

American boxing champion

Boxing Sports Rocky Marciano

Anyone who studied McCall's contribution to the fight would not have been surprised that he failed to hit a sample tube with the required amount afterwards. Bruno, of course, had no such trouble. He is well used to having the piss taken out of him by his fellow countrymen.

Peter Corrigan

sportswriter

Boxing Sports On rumors that Oliver McCall failed to provide a drug urine sample after his defeat by Frank Bruno

I don't know what impressive is, but Joe was impressive tonight.

Marlene Bugner

wife of fighter Joe Bugner

Boxing Misspokements Sports After a match

I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.

Muhammad Ali

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

Boxing Sports Exaggerations

I've been knocked down more than any heavyweight champion in history, but I consider that a compliment, because I must have got up more than any heavyweight champion.

Floyd Patterson

American boxing champion

Boxing Sports

You're damn right I know where I am! I'm in Madison Square Garden getting the sh*t kicked out of me.

Willie Pastrano

American boxer

Boxing Sports Answering the fight doctor during his title bout against Jose Torres

Mike Tyson's not all that bad. If you dig deep … dig real deep, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, deep, deep, go all the way to China … I'm sure, you'll find there's a nice guy in there.

George Foreman

(1949 – ) American boxing champion

Boxing Sports Mike Tyson

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Subject: Sports » Boxing (Page 10)

Fear was absolutely necessary; without it, I would have been scared to death.

Saying that Howard Cosell quit commensating on boxing because it's sleazy is like saying Nixon quit politics because it's crooked.

Las Vegas is the oasis of outstretched palms.

I'm always into a positive black image. Whenever Leon Spinks fights I always pray, 'Dear Lord, please don't let them interview Leon on TV.'

Jack Dempsey hits like an epileptic pile-driver.

Pedroza – the crown on his head hanging by a thread.

… standing there making a sitting target of himself.

I don't know, I've never hit myself.

Everybody has a plan, ’till they get hit.

Naseem Hamed is naturally fit. I've seen more fat on a butcher's apron.

The current version of Buster Mathis [Jr.] boasts not just a Michelin man waist but an embonpoint thai would give him a better shot at starring in the next Wonderbra poster than winning a boxing title.

He's got a nutritionist, and I've got room service.

Earnie Shavers could punch you in the neck and break your ankle.

I can be found the next couple of months trying to perfect my new punch – the lip-buttoner.

Rocky Marciano didn't know enough boxing to know what a feint was. He never tried to out-guess you. He just kept trying to knock your brains out.

Anyone who studied McCall's contribution to the fight would not have been surprised that he failed to hit a sample tube with the required amount afterwards. Bruno, of course, had no such trouble. He is well used to having the piss taken out of him by his fellow countrymen.

I don't know what impressive is, but Joe was impressive tonight.

I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.

I've been knocked down more than any heavyweight champion in history, but I consider that a compliment, because I must have got up more than any heavyweight champion.

You're damn right I know where I am! I'm in Madison Square Garden getting the sh*t kicked out of me.

Mike Tyson's not all that bad. If you dig deep … dig real deep, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, deep, deep, go all the way to China … I'm sure, you'll find there's a nice guy in there.