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Muhammad Ali is Muhammad Ali and compared to him all other men are earthlings.

Angelo Dundee

American boxing trainer

I don't mind the title fight going out at three in the morning. Everyone in Glasgow fights at three in the morning.

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Boxing Sports

Nah, I’m just a prizefighter.

Rocky Graziano

(1919 – 1990) American boxing champion

Boxing Misspokements Sports When asked if he was a pugilist

It would be like the elephants standing up on two feet. It would be like the man being shot out of the cannon. It would be like a woman with a beard down to the floor. It would be the greatest show on earth.

George Foreman

(1949 – ) American boxing champion

Boxing Sports On a potential match with Mike Tyson

Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book.

Joe Frazier

American boxing champion

Boxing Sports

I’m undisputed. There's no disputing that.

Lennox Lewis

British and Canadian boxing champion

Boxing Misspokements Sports While still undisputed world heavyweight champion

I can only see it going one way, that’s my way. How it’s actually going to go I can't really say.

Nick Wilshire

English boxer

Boxing Misspokements Sports

He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.

Lou Duva

(1922 – ) boxing trainer & manager

Boxing Misspokements Sports On the training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota

Buster Douglas went to bed as a 231-pound world champion and woke up as a 270-pound parade float.

Scott Ostler

American sports columnist

Appearance Body Boxing Fat Sports Buster Douglas

Butch Lewis is making no attempt to get out of the corner… and is hanging his chin out like a lantern in a storm.

Reg Gutteridge

English boxing journalist & commentator

Boxing Sports During a fight against Muhammad Ali

You've got to come in with more than a left hook and a bad haircut to beat Lennox Lewis.

Lennox Lewis

British and Canadian boxing champion

Boxing Sports

Don King is one of the great humanitarians of our time. He has risen above that great term, prejudice. He has screwed everybody he has ever been around. Hog, dog, or frog, it don't matter to Don. If you got a quarter, he wants the first 26 cents.

Randall “Tex” Cobb

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Boxing Insults Sports Don King

If Larry Holmes is the people's champion, then asparagus is the people's vegetable.

Bernia Linicome

sportswriter

Boxing Sports Larry Holmes

Billy Wells was all chin from the waist up.

Frank Moran

American boxer

Boxing Sports

He looks up at him through blood smeared lips.

Harry Carpenter

British sports commentator

Boxing Misspokements Sports

I'm actually getting to sleep before I have breakfast.

Randall “Tex” Cobb

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Boxing Sports On keeping sober during training

I can do my sport no greater service.

Randall “Tex” Cobb

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Boxing Sports After being told that commentator Howard Cosell had hung up his mic after being so appalled at the one-sidedness of the Holmes-Cobb fight

In pro boxing, let's face it, the name of the game is how much you make – not how many honors won. Billy Walker was the most successful flop in history.

Reg Gutteridge

English boxing journalist & commentator

Boxing Sports Billy Walker

Earnie hit me so hard, it shook my kinfolk back in Africa.

Muhammad Ali

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

Boxing Sports Of Earnie Shavers

It’s just a job; grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand… I beat people up.

Muhammad Ali

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

Boxing Occupations Sports Work

If I survived the Marines, I can survive Ali.

Chuck Wepner

American boxer

Boxing Sports Muhammad Ali On an upcoming match

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Subject: Sports » Boxing (Page 5)

Muhammad Ali is Muhammad Ali and compared to him all other men are earthlings.

I don't mind the title fight going out at three in the morning. Everyone in Glasgow fights at three in the morning.

Nah, I’m just a prizefighter.

It would be like the elephants standing up on two feet. It would be like the man being shot out of the cannon. It would be like a woman with a beard down to the floor. It would be the greatest show on earth.

Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book.

I’m undisputed. There's no disputing that.

I can only see it going one way, that’s my way. How it’s actually going to go I can't really say.

He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.

Buster Douglas went to bed as a 231-pound world champion and woke up as a 270-pound parade float.

Butch Lewis is making no attempt to get out of the corner… and is hanging his chin out like a lantern in a storm.

You've got to come in with more than a left hook and a bad haircut to beat Lennox Lewis.

Don King is one of the great humanitarians of our time. He has risen above that great term, prejudice. He has screwed everybody he has ever been around. Hog, dog, or frog, it don't matter to Don. If you got a quarter, he wants the first 26 cents.

If Larry Holmes is the people's champion, then asparagus is the people's vegetable.

Billy Wells was all chin from the waist up.

He looks up at him through blood smeared lips.

I'm actually getting to sleep before I have breakfast.

I can do my sport no greater service.

In pro boxing, let's face it, the name of the game is how much you make – not how many honors won. Billy Walker was the most successful flop in history.

Earnie hit me so hard, it shook my kinfolk back in Africa.

It’s just a job; grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand… I beat people up.

If I survived the Marines, I can survive Ali.