Subject: Sports » Golf (Page 19)

I think they just got through marinating the greens.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

The three things I fear most in golf are lightening, Ben Hogan, and a downhill putt.

(1912 – 2002) professional golfer

Water holes are sacrificial waters where you make a steady gift of your pride and high-priced balls.

(1916 – 2008) American professional golfer

"Play it as it lies" is one of the fundamental dictates of golf; the other is "Wear it if it clashes."

(1945 – ) American humorist (co-founder of National Lampoon)

If you could eliminate the occasional bad shot you would be the first person to do so.

American professional golfer

When I ask you what club to use, look the other way and don't answer.

(1912 – 2002) professional golfer

Those who the gods seek to destroy first, learn how to play golf.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

Golf giveth and golf taketh away, but it taketh away a hell of a lot more than it giveth.

South African professional golfer

Stroke: Any forward movement of the golf club that is made with the intention of hitting and moving the ball and is observed by another golfer.

No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse.

Your clubs.

(1916 – 1987) television actor & comedian

He's hit more balls than Elton John's chin.

(1958 – ) Irish professional golfer & commentator

Golf isn’t a game, it’s a choice that one makes with one’s life.

screenwriter & producer

Nothing goes down slower than a golf handicap.

professional golfer

Swing hard in case you hit it.

(1961 – ) American football player