Subject: Sports » Hockey (Page 6)

Daneyko got mad when Kaminski said he was going to knock his teeth out. Dano only has two teeth left, so you can't say that to Dano.

Canadian hockey player & coach

The first thing I would do when I saw Bobby [Orr] coming down at me was to say a little prayer if I had time.  I’m sure I wasn’t the only goalie who did that.

Canadian professional hockey player

You know that creepy-looking guy you stare at two seats behind you, thinking, who would come to a movie by himself? That's me.

(1969 – ) Canadian ice hockey player & executive

Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental. 

Canadian hockey player & sports reporter

I quit coaching because of illness and fatigue; the fans were sick and tired of me.

Canadian hockey player

Hockey is a mans game children can play, the other sports are children’s games that men play.

We know he is a one-dimensional player, but it’s the dimension we don’t have.

Canadian sports broadcaster

All hockey players are bilingual; they know English and profanity.

(1928 – ) Canadian professional ice hockey player

There have been more cheap shots in this game than a Mexican cantina during happy hour.

Canadian hockey announcer

By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of the NHL playoff series

(1966 – ) American journalist & novelist

 I’ve told you guys before, goalies don’t think.

Canadian hockey goaltender

Lunch is on me.

(1969 – ) Canadian ice hockey player & executive

I knew I was in trouble when I heard snap, crackle, and pop, and I wasn't having a bowl of cereal.

Canadian hockey player

I wanted to go through the TV and strangle Terry Crisp. I wanted to punch Chris Gratton in the face. And when Petr Klima took a penalty, I wanted to send him back to Czechoslovakia.

Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager

I'm just glad it wasn't machete night.

Canadian hockey player

The playoffs separate the men from the boys, and we found out we have a lot of boys in our dressing room.

Canadian hockey general manager

To get my paycheck for two weeks, my family must work 200 years in Slovakia.

Slovak hockey player

There are certain things about my game I don't want to change, but I think it's about time that I realized I can't fight every battle. Three hundred minutes in penalties is way too many. Way too many.

Canadian hockey player

I think they bring me luck… I guess I'll have to like seafood now.

Canadian ice hockey goaltender

We're looking forward to building the type of team the Rangers are able to buy.

Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager

Playing goal is like being shot at.

professional hockey goalie