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(Page 115)
It was the toughest seven-man zone we faced all year.
Abe Lemons
(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach
Basketball
Sports
And there’s the man in the green flag!
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
A golf swing is a collection of corrected mistakes.
Carol Mann
American professional golfer
Golf
Sports
What a town. They boo Willie Mays and cheer Khrushchev.
Frank Coniff
New York writer
Places
Sports
On San Francisco
I’m throwing as hard as I ever did, but the ball is just not getting there as fast.
‘Lefty’ Gomez
(1908 – 1989) American baseball player
Age
Baseball
Sports
Success
When you’re 21, you're a prospect; when you’re 30, you’re a suspect.
Jim McGlothlin
baseball player
Baseball
Sports
First triple I ever had.
‘Lefty’ Gomez
(1908 – 1989) American baseball player
Baseball
Communication
Language
Sports
After having triple-bypass surgery
I believed in drug testing a long time ago… all through the Sixties I tested everything.
Bill Lee
American baseball pitcher
Activities
Baseball
Drugs
Sports
I’m a golfer – not an athlete.
Lee Westwood
professional golfer
Golf
Misspokements
Sports
In Willie DeWit, we have an all-American boy, even though he is a Canadian.
Billy Joe Fox
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
A good coach needs a patient wife, a loyal dog and a great quarterback, but not necessarily in that order.
'Bud' Grant
(1927 – ) American football coach
Football
Sports
Coaches
He has the touch of a gay hairdresser.
David Feherty
(1958 – ) Irish professional golfer & commentator
Golf
Sports
After a good witnessing a deft shot
You don’t know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two in your pocket.
Lee Trevino
(1942 – ) American professional golfer
Golf
Sports
Pressure
Nobody in football should be called a genius; a genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
Joe Theismann
American football player & commentator
Football
Misspokements
Sports
His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons.
Robin Williams
(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor
Golf
Insults
Intelligence
Euphemisms
In pro boxing, let's face it, the name of the game is how much you make – not how many honors won. Billy Walker was the most successful flop in history.
Reg Gutteridge
English boxing journalist & commentator
Boxing
Sports
Billy Walker
Early in the year, after a bad game, I said to my kids in the car, this is my last year and the next day I was getting phone calls from the school about whether I was retiring. And that was in October.
Wayne Gretzky
(1961 – ) Canadian hockey player & owner
Hockey
Sports
Allen S. Sothoron pitched his initials off yesterday.
Arthur ‘Bugs’ Baer
(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist
Baseball
Sports
After a journeyman pitcher with that name threw a shutout
To symbolize our great relationship, I'd like you to have this framed x-ray of my ulcer.
Pat Williams
(1941 – ) American basketball executive
Basketball
Sports
Submitting his resignation to 76ers's owner Harold Katz
A manager's job is simple. For one hundred sixty-two games you try not to screw up all that smart stuff your organization did last December.
Earl Weaver
(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
Managing
The playoffs separate the men from the boys, and we found out we have a lot of boys in our dressing room.
Neil Smith
Canadian hockey general manager
Hockey
Sports
After a playoff loss
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