Subject: Sports (Page 14)

The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they’re running.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball Yogi-isms

The playoffs separate the men from the boys, and we found out we have a lot of boys in our dressing room.

Canadian hockey general manager
Hockey Sports

Do I have to know rules and all that crap? Then forget it.

professional golfer
Golf Sports

And now Jacques Laffitte is as close to Surer as Surer is to Laffitte.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

I’m going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time.

professional football coach
Football Misspokements Sports

My handicap is that I don’t have a big enough beer cooler for the back of my golf cart.

professional football player
Golf Misspokements Sports

Managing a baseball team is like trying to make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

American baseball player
Baseball Sports

If I'd known I was going to pitch a no-hitter today, I would have gotten a haircut.

professional baseball player
Baseball Sports

Playing football in the morning is like eating cabbage for breakfast.

Football Sports

Sugar: Water polo? Isn’t that terribly dangerous?

Junior: I’ll say. I had two ponies drown under me.

(1925 – 2010) American film actor
Sports TV/Movie Quotes

The older you get the stronger the wind gets… and it's always in your face.

(1940 – ) professional golfer
Golf Sports

Yeah… it’s called defense, I mean I wouldn't know anything about it personally but I've heard about it through the grapevine.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Basketball Sports

He told me just to keep the ball low.

(1935 – ) Puerto Rican professional golfer
Golf Sports

Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf… I think it was my ex-wife.

(1941 – ) poet, author, editor & anthologist
Golf Sports

A woman will be elected president before Wade Boggs is called out on strikes.

(1953 – ) American baseball player
Baseball Sports

I thought I would have a quiet pint … and about 17 noisy ones.

British rugby player
Beer Food/Drink Sports

If I was earning £1 a race, I'd still be a racing driver – just a poor one.

British auto racer
Auto racing Money Sports

Reporter to Brett Hull: If you were a tree, what kind of a tree would you be?

Hull: Shoe

Canadian-born American hockey player
Hockey Sports

Lady Jacks Off to Hot Start in Conference

Headlines Sports

I was so bad, I couldn’t have driven Miss Daisy home.

baseball player
Baseball Sports

Our system of forechecking is to shoot the puck and leave it there.

Canadian hockey coach, general manager & commentator
Hockey Sports