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The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they’re running.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Yogi-isms
Slow-footed catchers
Wind
The playoffs separate the men from the boys, and we found out we have a lot of boys in our dressing room.
Neil Smith
Canadian hockey general manager
Hockey
Sports
After a playoff loss
Do I have to know rules and all that crap? Then forget it.
John Daly
professional golfer
Golf
Sports
When asked whether he'd like to join the Royal and Ancient Golf Club
And now Jacques Laffitte is as close to Surer as Surer is to Laffitte.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
I’m going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time.
Mike McCormack
professional football coach
Football
Misspokements
Sports
After the team's co-captain pulled a hamstring running onto the field for the coin toss
My handicap is that I don’t have a big enough beer cooler for the back of my golf cart.
Rick D'Amico
professional football player
Golf
Misspokements
Sports
Managing a baseball team is like trying to make chicken salad out of chicken shit.
Joe Kuhel
American baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Managing
If I'd known I was going to pitch a no-hitter today, I would have gotten a haircut.
Bo Belinsky
professional baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Playing football in the morning is like eating cabbage for breakfast.
Pressbox maxim
Football
Sports
Sugar: Water polo? Isn’t that terribly dangerous?Junior: I’ll say. I had two ponies drown under me.
Tony Curtis
(1925 – 2010) American film actor
Sports
TV/Movie Quotes
As Junior in “Some Like It Hot”
Water polo
The older you get the stronger the wind gets… and it's always in your face.
Jack Nicklaus
(1940 – ) professional golfer
Golf
Sports
Wind
Yeah… it’s called defense, I mean I wouldn't know anything about it personally but I've heard about it through the grapevine.
Charles Barkley
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Basketball
Sports
Defense
He told me just to keep the ball low.
'Chi Chi' Rodríguez
(1935 – ) Puerto Rican professional golfer
Golf
Sports
On the advice his caddie gave him before a crucial putt
Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf… I think it was my ex-wife.
Bruce Lansky
(1941 – ) poet, author, editor & anthologist
Golf
Sports
A woman will be elected president before Wade Boggs is called out on strikes.
George Brett
(1953 – ) American baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Hitting
Wade Boggs
I thought I would have a quiet pint … and about 17 noisy ones.
Gareth Chilcott
British rugby player
Beer
Food/Drink
Sports
On playing his last game of rugby for Bath
Rugby
If I was earning £1 a race, I'd still be a racing driver – just a poor one.
Nigel Mansell
British auto racer
Auto racing
Money
Sports
Reporter to Brett Hull: If you were a tree, what kind of a tree would you be?
Hull: Shoe
Brett Hull
Canadian-born American hockey player
Hockey
Sports
Lady Jacks Off to Hot Start in Conference
Northern Arizona University newspaper
Headlines
Sports
I was so bad, I couldn’t have driven Miss Daisy home.
Andy Van Slyke
baseball player
Baseball
Sports
After a game in which he struck out three times
Hitting
Our system of forechecking is to shoot the puck and leave it there.
Harry Neale
Canadian hockey coach, general manager & commentator
Hockey
Sports
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