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Sports
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Always keep in mind that if God didn't want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve.
Dan Jenkins
(1929 – ) American author & sportswriter
Golf
Sports
Mulligans
Underdog, overdog, hotdog; I guess you want to be an underdog – but an underdog with the best team.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
On being an underdog in a playoff game
They can’t hit it while I’m standing here holding it.
‘Lefty’ Gomez
(1908 – 1989) American baseball player
Baseball
Sports
His reply to an umpire who asked why he was just standing there and not pitching to a batter
Pitching
An atheist is a man who watches a Notre Dame – Southern Methodist University game and doesn’t care who wins.
Dwight D. 'Ike' Eisenhower
(1890 – 1969) 34th U.S. president, U.S. Army General
Football
Sports
Atheists
I came from a dirt farm, now I'm filthy rich.
Larry Holmes
American boxing champion
Boxing
Money
Sports
The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
My best score ever was 103. But I've only been playing fifteen years.
Alex Karras
(1935 – 2012) American football player, sports announcer & actor
Golf
Sports
I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
Hitting
Intentional walks
George Chuvalo's best punch is a left cheek to the right glove.
Larry Merchant
American sportswriter
Boxing
Sports
George Chuvalo
The least thing upsets him on the links; he missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows.
P.G. Wodehouse
(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist
Characteristics
Golf
Sports
We know we’re better than this, but we can’t prove it.
Tony Gwynn
American baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Anglers think they are divining some primeval natural force by outwitting a fish, a creature that never even got out of the evolutionary starting gate.
Rich Hall
(1954 – ) American comedian, writer & musician
Activities
Animals
Sports
Fishing
If you know how to cheat, start now
Earl Weaver
(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
Cheating
Any guy who would pass up a chance to see Sam Snead play golf would pull the shades driving past the Taj Mahal.
Jim Murray
(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter
Golf
Sports
Sam Snead
It was an ideal day for football – too cold for the spectators and too cold for the players.
Red Smith
(1905–1982) American sportswriter
Cold
Football
Science/Weather
Sports
The Houston Astros are the youngest team in the National League if you judge by age.
Don Drysdale
American baseball pitcher & announcer
Age
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Baseball's a very simple game. All you have to do is sit on your butt, spit tobacco, and nod at the stupid things your manager says.
Bill Lee
American baseball pitcher
Baseball
Sports
The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they are running.
Joe Garagiola
(1926 – 2016) American baseball player, announcer & television host
Baseball
Sports
On usually slow-footed catchers
I’ve never been swimming, and that’s because it’s never been more than half an hour since I last ate.
Artie Lange Jr.
(1967 – ) American comedian, actor, radio personality & author
Activities
Eating
Food/Drink
Sports
Swimming
A re-match with Eubank is not in my plans. I'm not interested in him because he's got nothing I want… except a Harley-Davidson motorbike.
Nigel Benn
British boxer
Boxing
Sports
On Chris Eubank Jr.
Why should I smile? They’d be throwing things at me if I lost.
Lester Piggott
English jockey
Sports
After winning a race
Horse racing
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