Subject: Sports (Page 52)

Managing a baseball team is like trying to make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

American baseball player
Baseball Sports

I'm just glad it wasn't machete night.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Sports

Motivation is simple — you eliminate those who are not motivated.

(1937 – ) football coach, sportscaster, author & speaker
Football Sports

If you’ve only got one day to live, come see the Toronto Maple Leafs… it’ll seem like forever.

hockey announcer
Hockey Sports Time

My biggest problem in the big leagues is that I can't figure out how to spend forty-three dollars in meal money.

baseball player
Baseball Sports

I pitch like my hair’s on fire.

baseball player
Baseball Sports

Because she is too damn ugly to kiss goodbye.

(1923 – 2013) American professional football coach
Sports

The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

I was thinking of running a marathon, but I think it might be too difficult getting all the roads closed and providing enough water for everyone.

comedian
Activities Sports

It was like skating inside a pop can.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Sports

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist
Age Golf Sports

I’d like to help you, but you don’t drink.

professional baseball player & manager
Alcohol Baseball Sports

Without losers, where would the winners be?

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Sports

Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast.

(1926 – 2016) American baseball player, announcer & television host
Baseball Sports

Tony Taylor was one of the first acquisitions that the Phillies made when they reconstructed their team; they got him from Philadelphia.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Son, nobody is half as good as Mickey Mantle.

baseball player
Baseball Sports

Show me a good loser, and Ill show you a loser.

(1913 – 1970) football coach
Football Sports

I've always felt we weren't physical enough on the back line. Now there's a no-parking sign in front of our net.

hockey general manager
Hockey Sports

Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees.

British commentator
Misspokements Sports

I don’t think I can be expected to take seriously any game which takes less than three days to reach its conclusion.

(1937 – ) British playwright & screenwriter
Sports

Venezuela! Great, that's the Italian city with the guys in the boats, right?

American boxing promoter
Boxing Misspokements Places Sports