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You do not need to put an Obama sticker on a Prius… we get it.
Emily Bebereia
Autos
Beliefs
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Prius
Your own car uses more gas and oil than anyone else's.
Vile's Law of Roadmanship
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Oil
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
Anonymous
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Marriage
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After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an automobile accident, you begin to worry about history.
Tim Allen
(1953 – ) comedian & actor
Accidents
Autos
History
Eyewitness Accounts
If most auto accidents happen within five miles of home, why don’t we move ten miles away?
Michael Davis
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Autos
Problems
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My wife told me she likes to have sex in the back seat of the car. I drove her and that guy around all night.
Rodney Dangerfield
(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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Sex
Things
Back seat
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push.
Rodney Dangerfield
(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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Things
The better the four-wheel drive, the further away you'll be when you get stuck.
Nelson's Law
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Four-wheel drive
Traffic Light: A trick to get pedestrians halfway across the street safely.
Anonymous
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I took my headlights out and put strobe lights in; now when I drive at night it looks like I am the only one that is moving.
Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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Things
Headlights
Strobe lights
There is no traffic until you need to make a left turn.
Lovka's Law of Driving
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Driving
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