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Past
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I like to reminisce with people I don’t know… granted, it takes longer.
Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Past
Time
Reminiscing
I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Characteristics
Past
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Good
The only advantage to living in the past is that the rents are much cheaper!
Alfred E. Neuman
fictional mascot and cover boy of
Mad
, an American humor magazine
Money
Past
Time
From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo
Whatever happened to the good old days when kids was scared to death of their parents?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
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Past
I admit that I live in the past, but only because housing is so much cheaper.
Matt Wohlfarth
American comedian
Past
Time
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
Anonymous
Intelligence
Memory
Past
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