Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 12)

I’d horsewhip you if I had a horse.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

The Lord descend down a thundervolt.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Get a man a beer, he drinks for five minutes – show him where they are, he drinks all day.

(1959 – ) Australian actor
Alcohol Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

Al: How ya feeling, Peg? I’m surprised you could make it down those stairs this morning.

Peg: I know. I was pretty tired. I hope that buzzing didn’t keep you awake last night.

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

A sexagenarian? At his age? I think that’s disgusting!

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)
Age Misspokements Old Sex TV/Movie Quotes

You're makin more racket than an empty wagon on a froze-over road.

(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer
TV/Movie Quotes

There’s an old saying, “Ya don’t keep runnin’ after you catch the bus.”

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Meet me down in the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes

The atheist religion don’t believe in the Bible.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.

(1924 – 2014) American actress & model
TV/Movie Quotes

Howard: See a Penny, pick her up, and all the day, you’ll have good luck.

Penny: No, you won’t.

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician
TV/Movie Quotes

Marge, you know it's rude to talk when my mouth is full.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

It is harder for the spider to catch a fly than it is for the fly to catch a horse.

(1928 – 1994) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

How long do cats live? Like assuming you don’t throw ‘em under a bus or something?

(1969 – ) American actress, film director & producer
Animals Cats TV/Movie Quotes

Ordinary tradegies of war.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Of course the Soviet Union was bound to fall! It's on the edge of the map!

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

All I know is, finally I get to kill somebody.

American actor
Conflict Killing TV/Movie Quotes

That’s what Abel was saying when he got it in the back from his own brother with a cane.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I’d be a vegetarian if bacon grew on trees.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

We're on a mission from God.

(1952 – ) Canadian comedian, actor, screenwriter & singer
TV/Movie Quotes