Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 27)

Are we simply romantically challenged… or are we sluts.

(1965 – ) American actress, model, singer & producer
Dating Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

My favorite kind of wild animal is on a plate.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Animals TV/Movie Quotes

I never apologize… I’m sorry but that’s the way I am.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Self TV/Movie Quotes

Africa is God's country, and He can have it.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Places TV/Movie Quotes

A new poll reveals that 56% of Americans believe that Wal-Mart is bad for the country, while the other 44% work there.

(1971 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. Death is #2. That means that at a funeral, the average American would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor
Death TV/Movie Quotes

Marge, you know it's rude to talk when my mouth is full.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

Weaseling out of things is important to learn; it's what separates us from the animals… except the weasel.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Situations TV/Movie Quotes

Richard Finch: Why do you wanna work on television?
Bridget: I’ve got to leave my job because I shagged my boss.
Richard Finch: Fair enough. Start on Monday.

(1969 – ) American actress & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he’s coming over here to claim his pound of fish.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Oh, it’s not the speed really so much, I just wish I hadn’t drunk all that cough syrup this morning.

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

That dame is older than the Continental Shelf!

(1944 – ) American actor, director & producer
Age Old TV/Movie Quotes

Al: How ya feeling, Peg? I’m surprised you could make it down those stairs this morning.

Peg: I know. I was pretty tired. I hope that buzzing didn’t keep you awake last night.

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

[to pilot Harrison Ford] I’ve flown with you twice and you’ve crashed half the time.

(1969 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

I must admit he exhibits the most extraordinary capacity for middle age that I’ve ever encountered in a young man of twenty-four.

movie character, in Kind Hearts And Coronets (Dennis Price)
Age TV/Movie Quotes

Edith Bunker: What’s wrong, Archie?

Mike Stivic: It’s just indigestion. It comes from eating his own words.

(1947 – ) American actor, director, producer & activist
TV/Movie Quotes

Elaine: Perhaps there’s more to Newman than meets the eye.
Jerry: No, there’s less

(1961 – ) American actress, comedian & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

As a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Waiter, will you serve the nuts? I mean, will you serve the guests the nuts?

(1905 – 1993) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Ed: You want to take a dinghy?

Drebin: No, I took care of that at the press conference.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Leo Bloom: Actors are not animals. They’re human beings.

Bialystock: They are? Have you ever eaten with one?

(1915 – 1977) American actor of stage and screen
TV/Movie Quotes