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You know what they say, misery is the best company.

Jean Stapleton

(1923 – 2013) American actress

Sam: Somebody wants you at another table.
Diane: Who?
Sam: Everybody at this one.

Ted Danson

(1947) is an American actor, author & producer

TV/Movie Quotes As Sam Malone in “Cheers”

The ironing is delicious.

Bart Simpson

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Nancy Cartwright)

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes Irony

There’s a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes Marlin Perkins

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?
Museum girl: Committing suicide.
Allan: What about Friday night?

Woody Allen

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

TV/Movie Quotes As Allan Felix From “Play It Again Sam” Suicide

How long do cats live? Like assuming you don’t throw ‘em under a bus or something?

Jennifer Aniston

(1969 – ) American actress, film director & producer

Animals Cats TV/Movie Quotes As Rachel in “Friends”

Penny: Aw honey, the buses don’t go where you live do they?

Kaley Cuoco

(1985 – ) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Penny in “The Big Bang Theory”

Miss. Mabel Jellyman: Do you believe in love at first sight?
Maudie Triplett: I don’t know, but it saves an awful lot of time.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

TV/Movie Quotes As Maudie Triplett in “Night After Night” Love at first sight

Allison: Oh, Julia, just so you know, the next time you see your lawyer on company time, it’s going on your record.
Julia: Just so you know… the next time you speak to me in that tone of voice, you’re going to the moon.

Dixie Carter

(1939 – 2010) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Julia Sugarbaker in “Designing Women”

I want to be cremated and have my ashes thrown on Robert Redford.

Betty White

1922) American actress, comedian & television personality

TV/Movie Quotes As Sue Ann Nivens in “The Mary Tyer Moore Show” Cremation Robert Redford

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family.

Homer Simpson

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Family TV/Movie Quotes

It’s in an upward spinal.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes Spiral

I’m going to the Colonel next. I’m gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes Chicken breasts and mashed potatoes

Gomez: [helping Morticia out of a torture device] Leather straps… red-hot pokers…
Morticia: Later, my dearest.

Angelica Huston

(1951 – ) American actress & director

TV/Movie Quotes As Morticia Addams in “Addams Family Values”

Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.

Homer Simpson

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Music TV/Movie Quotes The blues

Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. Death is #2. That means that at a funeral, the average American would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.

Jerry Seinfeld

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor

Death TV/Movie Quotes As Jerry in “Seinfeld” Public Speaking

Eddie: Well, darling, she’s been low recently.
Saffie: Low? She’d get vertigo in a sewer.

Julia Sawalha

TV/Movie Quotes As Saffron in “Absolutely Fabulous”

Sam: What’s going down, Normie?
Norm: My butt cheeks on that bar stool.

Norm

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

Sandy: I want you to kill every gopher on the course!
Carl: Check me if I’m wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they’re gonna lock me up and throw away the key.

Bill Murray

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian

Golf Sports TV/Movie Quotes As Carl Spackler in “Caddyshack” Gophers

Never cry over spilled milk; it could’ve been whiskey.

James Garner

(1928 – 2014) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Bret Maverick in “Maverick”

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Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 28)

You know what they say, misery is the best company.

Sam: Somebody wants you at another table.
Diane: Who?
Sam: Everybody at this one.

The ironing is delicious.

There’s a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos.

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples.

Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?
Museum girl: Committing suicide.
Allan: What about Friday night?

How long do cats live? Like assuming you don’t throw ‘em under a bus or something?

Penny: Aw honey, the buses don’t go where you live do they?

Miss. Mabel Jellyman: Do you believe in love at first sight?
Maudie Triplett: I don’t know, but it saves an awful lot of time.

Allison: Oh, Julia, just so you know, the next time you see your lawyer on company time, it’s going on your record.
Julia: Just so you know… the next time you speak to me in that tone of voice, you’re going to the moon.

I want to be cremated and have my ashes thrown on Robert Redford.

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family.

It’s in an upward spinal.

I’m going to the Colonel next. I’m gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes.

Gomez: [helping Morticia out of a torture device] Leather straps… red-hot pokers…
Morticia: Later, my dearest.

Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.

Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. Death is #2. That means that at a funeral, the average American would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.

Eddie: Well, darling, she’s been low recently.
Saffie: Low? She’d get vertigo in a sewer.

Sam: What’s going down, Normie?
Norm: My butt cheeks on that bar stool.

Sandy: I want you to kill every gopher on the course!
Carl: Check me if I’m wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they’re gonna lock me up and throw away the key.

Never cry over spilled milk; it could’ve been whiskey.