Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 41)

Morticia: When we first met years ago, it was an evening much like this. Magic in the air. A boy.
Gomez: A girl.
Morticia: An open grave. It was my first funeral.
Gomez: You were so beautiful. Pale and mysterious. No one even looked at the corpse.

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I’ve been yours since that first day you carved my initials in your leg.

(1930 – 1983) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Alex Rieger: It’s so quiet up here you can hear yourself think.

Jim: I don’t hear anything.

(1938 – ) American actor
Intelligence Thinking TV/Movie Quotes

Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention.

(1955 – ) American actor, musician & playwright
Conversation TV/Movie Quotes

Peggy: I want sex.

Al: So do I, but I see no reason to drag you into it.

(1946 – ) American actor
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put ‘Emily, I love you’ on the back of the bill.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

Donuts… is there anything they can't do?

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

Phoebe: Today is Mike and my one year anniversary.
Rachel: Oh! What’s it the anniversary of? Your first date? Your first kiss? The first time you had sex?
Phoebe: Yeah.

(1963 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Leonard: What were you doing at Penny’s?

Sheldon: Well, we had dinner, played some games, and then I spent the night. Oh, and you’ll be happy to know that I now have a much better understanding of ‘friends with benefits.'

(1973 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

One of those digitalis clocks.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Ouiser could never stay mad at me; she worships the quicksand I walk on.

(1931 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?
Museum girl: Committing suicide.
Allan: What about Friday night?

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

I saw a twinkle in her eye I have not seen since the neighbor children discovered our new electric fence.

(1959 – ) American actor
Emotions TV/Movie Quotes

Old Lady at Opera: Did you like the opera, dear?
Vivian: It was so good, I almost peed my pants!
Edward: She said she liked it better than Pirates of Penzance.

(1949 – ) American actor & activist
TV/Movie Quotes

Sue Ann: Sue Ann Nivens doesn’t give in without a fight!

Murray: That’s not what the cabdrivers tell me.

(1931 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Sugar: Water polo? Isn’t that terribly dangerous?

Junior: I’ll say. I had two ponies drown under me.

(1925 – 2010) American film actor
Sports TV/Movie Quotes

There were actually more than ten, but Moses was old and grumpy, and after he broke the tablets he could only remember the negative ones; Don't do this. Don't do that. – Ten Commandments

American comedian, writer, producer & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.

TV/Movie Quotes

Largess, smalless, any kind of ess.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

If you ever need someone to drink with, I’ll drink with you. If you ever need a shoulder to cry on, I’ll drink with you. I guess what I’m trying to say is: I love to drink!

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes

Early to bed and early to rise is the curse of the working class.

(1928 – 2014) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes