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Though the eyes are the window to the soul, the zipper is the window to the underwear.

Sean Hayes

(1970 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Jack McFarland on “Will & Grace”

So many assholes… so few bullets…

Andrew Dice Clay

(1957 – ) American comedian & actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Ford Fairlane in “The Adventures of Ford Fairlane”

There’s no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you’ll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

Julie Hagerty

(1955 – ) American actress & model

TV/Movie Quotes As Elaine Dickinson in “Airplane”

One thing about being a cabbie is that you don’t have to worry about being fired from a good job.

Judd Hirsch

(1935 – ) American actor

Occupations TV/Movie Quotes Work As Alex Reiger in “Taxi”

Oh, joy, Christmas Eve. By this time tomorrow, millions of Americans, knee-deep in tinsel and wrapping paper will utter those heartfelt words, ‘Is this all I got?’

Kelsey Grammer

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

TV/Movie Quotes As Frasier Crane in “Cheers” Christmas

Remember when I told you that there was something about Josh that I couldn’t put my finger on? Well, I put my finger in it.

Eric McCormack

(1963 – ) Canadian-American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Will Truman in “Will & Grace”

Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas; how he got in my pajamas I'll never know.

Groucho Marx

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Situations TV/Movie Quotes As Captain Spaulding in “Animal Crackers”

Leave it to the Germans – even their appliances crave power.

John Mahoney

(1940 – 2018) English-American actor & comedian

Places TV/Movie Quotes As Martin Crane in “Frasier” Germans

This is a crisis, a large crisis. In fact… it’s a twelve-story crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeted throughout; twenty-four hour porterage and an enormous sign on the roof saying ‘This is a Large Crisis.’

Rowan Atkinson

(1955 – ) English actor

Problems TV/Movie Quotes As Blackadder in “Blackadder”

Even communism works… in theory.

Homer Simpson

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

TV/Movie Quotes Communism

If women don't find you handsome they should at least find you handy.

Steve Smith

(1945 – ) Canadian comedian & actor

People TV/Movie Quotes Women As Red Green in “The Red Green Show”

Lay off Vanessa. She gives great headache. … I can’t believe it. Married five years. Seems like yesterday! [sighs] And you know what a lousy day yesterday was.

Rodney Dangerfield

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

Marriage TV/Movie Quotes As Thornton Melon in “Back to School”

Marge, every time I learn something new it pushes something old out of my brain. Remember that time I learned how to make wine and forgot how to drive?

Homer Simpson

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Mind Self TV/Movie Quotes

Morticia: [walking into their baby’s nursery] Oh, Gomez. It’s dark, it’s depressing, it’s desolate.
Gomez: It says, “Toddler”.
Morticia: It’s a dream.

Angelica Huston

(1951 – ) American actress & director

TV/Movie Quotes As Morticia Addams in “Addams Family Values”

Nice boy… but he's got more nerve than a bum tooth

Foghorn Leghorn

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)

TV/Movie Quotes Nerve

Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.

Groucho Marx

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

TV/Movie Quotes As Otis B. Driftwood in “A Night at the Opera” Necking

How would you like to have a sexual encounter so intense it could conceivably change your political views?

John Cusack

(1966 – ) American film actor, producer & screenwriter

Sex TV/Movie Quotes As Walter ‘Gib’ Gibson in “The Sure Thing”

The name’s Francis Soyer, but everybody calls me ‘Psycho.’ Any of you guys call me Francis, and I’ll kill you … And I don’t like nobody touching my stuff … If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I’ll kill you. Also, I don’t like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos touch me, and I’ll kill you.

Conrad Dunn

American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Francis ‘Psycho’ Soyer in “Stripes”

In ancient Rome they killed Sid Caesar.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

It’s not about who you love, it’s how you love. Genitalia is just God’s way of accessorizing.

Sharon Gless

(1943 – ) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Debbie Novotny in “Queer as Folk”

You want people to think you live in a pig’s eye?