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The Bible’s full of wine… God ain’t got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son’s birthday with.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Sheldon: Amy ruined Raiders of the Lost Ark for me, so I’m trying to find something beloved of hers and ruin that.
Howard: Because her life wasn’t enough?

Simon Helberg

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician

TV/Movie Quotes As Howard in “the Big Bang Theory”

[Peggy finds a litter of assorted kittens on her seat] Peggy: I wonder what their parents were.
Professor Quail: Careless, my little dove cake, careless.

W.C. Fields

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

TV/Movie Quotes As Professor Quail in “International House”

This is a woman who thinks the Spanish Inquisition was just tough love for heretics.

Kelsey Grammer

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

Reviews/Criticism TV/Movie Quotes As Frasier Crane in “Frasier”

[after Raymond sees Deborah crying all alone]: Do you cry because I’m stupid?
Deborah: No, I eat ice cream because you are stupid.

Patricia Heaton

(1958 – ) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Debra in “Everybody Loves Raymond”

Bart: Mornin’, ma’am. And isn’t it a lovely mornin’?
Elderly woman: Up yours, nigger.

Jessamine Milner

(1894 – 1983) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Elderly woman in “Blazing Saddles”

Bonnie, there’s a stampede… in your tent!

Billy Crystal

(1948 – ) comedian, actor, writer, producer & film director

TV/Movie Quotes As Mitch Robbins in “City Slickers”

[to Sam] When I and everyone else in the world say I love you, we are opening up the very core of our being. When you say it, you’re just clearing your throat.

Shelley Long

(1949 – ) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Diane Chambers in “Cheers”

I don’ t know if you’ ve read my book, “Advanced Sexual Positions: How to Achieve Them Without Laughing.”

Woody Allen

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Sex TV/Movie Quotes From “Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask”

I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you stranger.

Heath Ledger

(1979 – 2008) Australian actor & director

TV/Movie Quotes As The Joker in the movie “The Dark Knight”

Grace: You said that money is no object
Karen: Oh honey, that’s just a saying, like ‘Ooh… that sounds like fun.’ or ‘I love you.’

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

Go do – that voodoo – that you do – so well!

Harvey Korman

(1927 – 2008) American comedic actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Hedley Lamarr in “Blazing Saddles” Voodoo

That woman is liable to come at you like Doberman’s Pincher.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

State Trooper: Now you can go back to Punxsutawney, or you can go ahead and freeze to death. It’s your choice. So what’s it gonna be?
Phil: [pauses] I’m thinking…

Bill Murray

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian

TV/Movie Quotes As Phil Connors in “Groundhog Day”

Leonard: What were you doing at Penny’s?
Sheldon: Well, we had dinner, played some games, and then I spent the night. Oh, and you’ll be happy to know that I now have a much better understanding of ‘friends with benefits.'

James Parsons

(1973 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Sheldon Cooper in “The Big Bang Theory”

If you ever need someone to drink with, I’ll drink with you. If you ever need a shoulder to cry on, I’ll drink with you. I guess what I’m trying to say is: I love to drink!

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

A husband’s conjungal and a wife’s convivial obligation.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Novelties and notions? What kind of notions you got?

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Miscellaneous TV/Movie Quotes After reading Cuthbert Twillie’s (W.C. Fields’ business card As Lady Lou in “She Done Him Wrong” Notions

[After a fight] Yeah, I’m fine. I snapped my chin down onto some guy’s fist and hit another one in the knee with my nose.

Woody Allen

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Conflict Fights TV/Movie Quotes As Allan Felix From “Play It Again Sam”

I can’t figure women out. They only think about themselves. Why, during sex, Vanessa – she used to scream out her own name!

Rodney Dangerfield

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Thornton Melon in “Back to School”

He’s too nervous to kill himself; he wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie.

Walter Matthau

(1920 – 2000) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Oscar Madison in “The Odd Couple” Suicide

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Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 45)

The Bible’s full of wine… God ain’t got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son’s birthday with.

Sheldon: Amy ruined Raiders of the Lost Ark for me, so I’m trying to find something beloved of hers and ruin that.
Howard: Because her life wasn’t enough?

[Peggy finds a litter of assorted kittens on her seat] Peggy: I wonder what their parents were.
Professor Quail: Careless, my little dove cake, careless.

This is a woman who thinks the Spanish Inquisition was just tough love for heretics.

[after Raymond sees Deborah crying all alone]: Do you cry because I’m stupid?
Deborah: No, I eat ice cream because you are stupid.

Bart: Mornin’, ma’am. And isn’t it a lovely mornin’?
Elderly woman: Up yours, nigger.

Bonnie, there’s a stampede… in your tent!

[to Sam] When I and everyone else in the world say I love you, we are opening up the very core of our being. When you say it, you’re just clearing your throat.

I don’ t know if you’ ve read my book, “Advanced Sexual Positions: How to Achieve Them Without Laughing.”

I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you stranger.

Grace: You said that money is no object
Karen: Oh honey, that’s just a saying, like ‘Ooh… that sounds like fun.’ or ‘I love you.’

Go do – that voodoo – that you do – so well!

That woman is liable to come at you like Doberman’s Pincher.

State Trooper: Now you can go back to Punxsutawney, or you can go ahead and freeze to death. It’s your choice. So what’s it gonna be?
Phil: [pauses] I’m thinking…

Leonard: What were you doing at Penny’s?
Sheldon: Well, we had dinner, played some games, and then I spent the night. Oh, and you’ll be happy to know that I now have a much better understanding of ‘friends with benefits.'

If you ever need someone to drink with, I’ll drink with you. If you ever need a shoulder to cry on, I’ll drink with you. I guess what I’m trying to say is: I love to drink!

A husband’s conjungal and a wife’s convivial obligation.

Novelties and notions? What kind of notions you got?

[After a fight] Yeah, I’m fine. I snapped my chin down onto some guy’s fist and hit another one in the knee with my nose.

I can’t figure women out. They only think about themselves. Why, during sex, Vanessa – she used to scream out her own name!

He’s too nervous to kill himself; he wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie.