Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 57)

We hold these semi-animal meetings.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I’m kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense. It’s like I have ESPN or something.

(1985 – ) American actress, singer & model
TV/Movie Quotes

The devil and all his nimps.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Conflict Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes War

Factories provide three things this country desperately needs: jobs, pride, and material for Bruce Springsteen songs.

(1958 – ) American actor & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

In fact, I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

(1963 – ) Canadian comedian, actor, screenwriter & film producer
Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

[At the beginning of the evening] In case I forget to tell you later, I had a really good time tonight.

(1967 – ) American actress & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Some people play hard to get. I play hard to want.

(1957 – ) American comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Colonel Blake: Hawkeye Pierce? I got a twix about you… says you stole a jeep up at Headquarters.

Hawkeye Pierce: No sir, no, I didn’t steal it. No, it’s right outside.

(1935 – ) Canadian actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Gomez: He has my father's eyes.

Morticia: Gomez, take those out of his mouth.

(1951 – ) American actress & director
Appearance TV/Movie Quotes

Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait…wait. I worry what you just heard was: Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?

(1970 – ) American actor, writer & carpenter
Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

I’m glad he’s single because I’m going to climb that like a tree.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Sheldon: Amy ruined Raiders of the Lost Ark for me, so I’m trying to find something beloved of hers and ruin that.

Howard: Because her life wasn’t enough?

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician
TV/Movie Quotes

It was announced Thursday that the Army will allow recruits to sign up for just 15 months of active duty; if that doesn’t work, the military will try renaming Iraq ‘Super Cancun.’

(1971 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer
Government Military TV/Movie Quotes

I'll make the money by selling one of my livers… I can get by with one.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Why don't you trade in your head for a bowling ball?

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

You want me to strap her [dead Aunt Edna] to the hood? She’ll be fine. It’s not as if it’s going to rain or something.

(1943 – ) American comedian, writer & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Gomez: At his request, I would rip out my eyes. At his command, I would crawl on my belly through hot coals and broken glass.

Morticia: Why wait?

(1951 – ) American actress & director
TV/Movie Quotes

You're makin more racket than an empty wagon on a froze-over road.

(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer
TV/Movie Quotes

Two thousand dollars for ice? I can get an Eskimo for two hundred dollars and make my own ice.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

My little brother had not eaten voluntarily in over three years.

(1971 – ) American actor, director & producer
Eating TV/Movie Quotes