Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 59)

Carla: I have a way with inanimate objects.

Cliff: Maybe you’d like to take a crack at Norm here.

(1947 – ) American actor & entrepreneur
Things TV/Movie Quotes

Sam, if brains were money you’d have to take out a loan for a cup of coffee.

(1949 – ) American actress
Intelligence TV/Movie Quotes

Sheldon: Amy ruined Raiders of the Lost Ark for me, so I’m trying to find something beloved of hers and ruin that.

Howard: Because her life wasn’t enough?

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician
TV/Movie Quotes

I’m gonna be so mad when my mood elevators wear off.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Family TV/Movie Quotes

In elementary school, I made an ashtray for Dad… it caught fire.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
Self TV/Movie Quotes

Archie Bunker: Here’s something we can see in Disney World. They got an all bear band.
Edith Bunker: They got a naked band at Disney World?

(1923 – 2013) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Making suppository remarks about our country.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.

(1924 – 2014) American actress & model
TV/Movie Quotes

We took some pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed, but we're going back again in a couple of weeks.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

You’re a disgrace to depression.

(1937 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

The mind wobbles.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I have an agreement with the houseflies; the flies don’t practice law and I don’t walk on the ceiling.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

You want people to think you live in a pig’s eye?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Gracie : Breakfast will be ready in six minutes.
George Edwards: Six minutes?
Gracie: Yeah, I just put on two three minute eggs.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Dr. Arthur Harmon: No offense Maudie, but I wouldn’t touch you with a ten-foot pole.

Maude: No offense Arthur, but that’s the only way you’d ever touch me.

(1922 – 2009) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

Eyes, fingers, toes: two, ten, eleven.

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor
TV/Movie Quotes

These people know a lot about that voodoody-ohh-doo-doo.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Not really a great outfit for work. Unless something opens up in the Hookers & Whores department.

(1985 – ) American actress
Appearance Clothing TV/Movie Quotes

Your face is a household word.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Insults TV/Movie Quotes