Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 75)

Ed: [to Mitch] That was flirting.
Mitch: No, that was… politeness. That was “have a pleasant and restful evening.”
Ed: No, that was “I like your ass. Can I wear it as a hat?”

(1949 – 2006) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Luna: It’s hard to believe that you haven’t had sex for 200 years.

Miles: 204, if you count my marriage.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

George: She calls me up at my office. She says, “We have to talk.”
Jerry: Ugh. The four worst words in the English language.
George: That or “Whose bra is this?”

(1959 – ) American actor, director, writer, singer & comedian
Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

Dr. Pinderschloss: The human spirit, it is a very difficult thing to kill.

Grandma: Even with a chainsaw!


TV/Movie Quotes

Karen, I am a lawyer, which means, unlike you, I actually passed a bar.

(1963 – ) Canadian-American actor
Lawyers TV/Movie Quotes

Remember when I told you that there was something about Josh that I couldn’t put my finger on? Well, I put my finger in it.

(1963 – ) Canadian-American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Dr Ray Stantz: Hey… Where these stairs go?

Dr. Peter Venkman: They go up!

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

I like my sex the way I play basketball, one-on-one with as little dribbling as possible.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Pugsley: We're not shy!

Wednesday: We're contagious.

(1980 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Did you see how leathery he was? He was like a saddlebag with eyes!

(1948 – ) comedian, actor, writer, producer & film director
TV/Movie Quotes

Mitch: Hi Curly. Killed anyone today?
Curly: The day ain’t over yet…

(1919 – 2006) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Why do we have to go out Peg? … Isn’t it enough I know I’m married to you; do we have to tell the whole world?

(1946 – ) American actor
Marriage TV/Movie Quotes Wives

My mother used to say: the older you get, the better you get… unless you’re a banana.

1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
Age Old TV/Movie Quotes

Cliff: It’s a little know fact that 42% of deaths in America are caused by accidents in the home.

Carla: So were you.

(1948 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Marge, your cooking only has two moves: Shake and Bake.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Cooking TV/Movie Quotes

It’s a magnifying mirror! Mary, why didn’t you warn me? I thought it was a relief map of the moon. When they sell those magnifying mirrors they should include a printed suicide note.

(1939 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

He tried wearing an allergy tag, but his neck was too weak to support it.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

Coach: What’s your most troublesome problem, Norm?

Norm: Well that’s tough to say, Coach. Let’s see I’m overweight, unemployed, separated, depressed, starting to drink too much. My problem is I’ve never been happier.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I used to be Snow White… but I drifted.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes

Homo Sapiens… is he an Arab?

(1923 – 2013) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Rachel: I’m not someone who goes after a guy five minutes after he’s divorced.

Monica: No, you go after them five minutes before they get married…

(1964 – ) American actress, producer & director
TV/Movie Quotes