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He's really low dog on the totem pole.

Mixed metaphors

Class Reunion: Where everyone gets together to see who is falling apart

Definitions

A liberal’s generosity is only limited by your income.

Beliefs Government

She is going to join the gym to lose some weights.

Activities Exercise Misspokements

Couldn’t find his rear with his hands in his back pockets

Expressions Fools Intelligence Stupidity

Bridge: A game which gives women something to try to think about while they are talking.

Activities Definitions Games

It's like locking the barn door after the nuts have bolted.

Mixed metaphors

Like a four-horned billy goat

Expressions

Let's bury this dead horse.

Mixed metaphors

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's rainin'!

Characteristics Expressions Honesty

It sticks out like a sore throat.

Mixed metaphors

Intimacy: The first step toward parenthood.

Definitions

Education: Forcing abstract ideas into concrete heads.

Definitions Ideas Intelligence

Brainstorm: To feign preparedness.

Definitions

“I wouldn’t like anything but just that,” said Tom wantonly.

Tom Swifties

“I told you not to ride that horse,” Tom nagged.

Tom Swifties

Eating humble crow

Misspokements

“Employees are not permitted to have sex on company furniture,” Tom shouted, banging on the table.

Tom Swifties

Clearly we’ve opened a Pandora’s box of worms here.

Mixed metaphors

That dog was so lazy he leaned against a fence to bark.

Animals Characteristics Dogs Expressions

Hit the wall running…

Mixed metaphors