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Author: Anonymous Page 161
If worse comes to shove
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Alimony: The screwing you get for the screwing you got.
Anonymous
Divorce
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Sales Resistance: The triumph of mind over patter.
Anonymous
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Sales Resistance
She's not wearing enough clothes to flag a hand car.
Anonymous
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Said when someone wears skimpy clothes
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of justice for all
Anonymous
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Paunch: A bulging trunk.
Anonymous
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If he were alive today, he’d be turning over in his grave.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Traffic Light: A little green light that changes to red as your car approaches.
Anonymous
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The trouble with most marriages is after she says ‘I do’, she won’t.
Anonymous
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Bathing Suit: A garment cut to see level.
Anonymous
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Bathing suit
Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
Anonymous
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