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Author: Church Bulletin Page 10
Jon's dad formerly preached in Opelika and Mobile, but is now working.
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A song fest was hell at the Methodist Church Wednesday.
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The scholarship committee is accepting applications for church members attending a Baptist affiliated college this fall. Applications and guidelines are available in the vestibule. The Appalachians should be submitted by July 1st.
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To make Martha's delicious cookies you start with one cup of male syrup.
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
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Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
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We are always happy to have you sue our facility.
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Harewood Christian Discussion Group: We shall be meeting on Wednesday, 11th April, when the subject will be "Heaven: How do we get there?" Transport is available at 7:55 PM from the bus stop opposite the Harewood Arms.
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There will be no HOPE at Trinity this week.
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Helping Other People Emotionally
Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social; all ladies giving milk, will please come early.
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8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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Tues Orgy 7 pm All Ages
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The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
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Join us tonight for prayers, coffee and fresh beagles
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The Women’s Missionary Union will meet the first yesterday in January.
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Remember the annual spring cleaning of the Singles Ministry Building this Saturday. We need lots of singles to volunteer for the work crew. We have a long list of items to be cleaned. The widows need extra attention.
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You’re invited to join the Sunset Club, our church seniors group. Activities include community singing, dancing, dramatic efforts, and table games. The group is composed solely of participanting members.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Ushers will eat latecomers.
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Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
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