Author: Church Bulletin Page 10

The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia

The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

The lovers in the exhaust fan are not working.

Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

Today's Sermon: How Much Can a Man Drink? with hymns from a full choir.

Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

Please be in prayer for Jim and Judy, their baby daughter was born 9 months premature.

The third verse of “Blessed Assurance” will be sung without musical accomplishment.

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

We will have a special holiday bingo and dinner on Monday evening. You will be given two bingo packs, which cover all games played, and your choice of children or roast beef for dinner.

Bilingual Chicken Dinner this Sunday at noon.

Sin, choirs of angels, sin in exultation.

Burial charges are to go up at the cemetery. Increased cost of living is to blame.

Our senior pastor is leaving let’s celebrate our independence!

Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.

A worm welcome to all who have come today.

Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.

The church had a going-away party for the pastor. The congregation was anxious to give him a little momentum.

John Smith, ordained as a deamon, will pastor two churches in Fannin County.

Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.

Annual Church Stripper Tournament Next Sunday:  Sign Up Now.  The Best Team Wins!