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Author: Church Bulletin Page 10
The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia
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The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
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The lovers in the exhaust fan are not working.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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Today's Sermon: How Much Can a Man Drink? with hymns from a full choir.
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Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
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Please be in prayer for Jim and Judy, their baby daughter was born 9 months premature.
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The third verse of “Blessed Assurance” will be sung without musical accomplishment.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
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We will have a special holiday bingo and dinner on Monday evening. You will be given two bingo packs, which cover all games played, and your choice of children or roast beef for dinner.
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Bilingual Chicken Dinner this Sunday at noon.
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Sin, choirs of angels, sin in exultation.
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Singing
Burial charges are to go up at the cemetery. Increased cost of living is to blame.
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Our senior pastor is leaving let’s celebrate our independence!
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Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
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A worm welcome to all who have come today.
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Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.
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The church had a going-away party for the pastor. The congregation was anxious to give him a little momentum.
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John Smith, ordained as a deamon, will pastor two churches in Fannin County.
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Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.
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Annual Church Stripper Tournament Next Sunday: Sign Up Now. The Best Team Wins!
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