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Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.

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We are currently running short on mice pies for the church trip, and would be very pleased if you brought us some.

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Sin, choirs of angels, sin in exultation.

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Sermon Outline: I. Delineate your fear II. Disown your fear III. Displace your rear

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Children will be led in sinning and Bible study.

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… fill out a form, enclose a check and (drip) in the collection basket.

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The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia

The closing song: Take My Life

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The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.

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The youth group will be having their 13th annual Bowel-A-Thon.

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The preacher for Sunday next can be found hanging on the notice board in the porch.

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Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven." Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."

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During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.

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The closing song: Take My Life

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Illiterate? Write to the church office for help.

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Church seeking preacher: Starts August 6. Send resume by June 1. Include wife, transcripts, and references.

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You're invited to join us as Tommy and Angela renew their vowels next Saturday.

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Child care provided with reservations.

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Let us pray for those who are sick of this church.

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Missing — A purple lady's bicycle from the church parking lot.

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The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.

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