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Author: Church Bulletin Page 7
You’re invited to join the Sunset Club, our church seniors group. Activities include community singing, dancing, dramatic efforts, and table games. The group is composed solely of participanting members.
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Applications are now being accepted for 2 year-old nursery workers.
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The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Bains.
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Members of the Senior’s Breakfast Club stretched and strained Thursday morning as John Doe, local physical therapist, demonstrated several exercises during the club meeting. There will be no meeting next week.
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Twenty-two members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.
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Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.
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John Smith, ordained as a deamon, will pastor two churches in Fannin County.
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God Is Good! Dr. Hargreaves is better!
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Congregational Singing Wednesday Evening July 14, 20004
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When parking on the north side of the church, please remember to park on an angel.
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Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.
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Sunday we’ll have a special day to honor our youngsters for their schoolarship.
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Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."
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The "Spiritually Spontaneous" rally will begin at 4:15.
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Several members of our youth department are collecting donations for Operation Graduation. Funds will be used for a drug and alcohol party following graduation on May 29th.
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Join us tonight for prayers, coffee and fresh beagles
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We are always happy to have you sue our facility.
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Glory of God to all and peas to his people on earth.
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We are currently running short on mice pies for the church trip, and would be very pleased if you brought us some.
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To make Martha's delicious cookies you start with one cup of male syrup.
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The Women’s Missionary Union will meet the first yesterday in January.
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