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Confucius say… every teenager should get a high school education… even if they already know everything.

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Confucius say… grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.

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Confucius say… difference between pink and purple, is your grip.

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Confucius say… man with big mouth beware of foot.

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Confucius say… who checks out woman's package, doesn't always work for UPS.

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Confucius say… look for helping hand on end of own arm.

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Confucius say… show off always shown up in showdown.

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Confucius say… who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face.

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Confucius say… part-time bandleaders should be called 'semi-conductors'.

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Confucius say… prostitute with a degree in psychology will blow your mind.

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Confucius say… never cut rope that can be simply untied.

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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pokemon.

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Confucius say… man who kisses girl's behind, get a crack in the face.

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Confucius say… man who put head it fruit drink, get punch in nose.

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Confucius say… your ship comes in, make sure you are willing to unload it.

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Confucius say… 400 pound lady, who likes both men and women, is a bisexual built for two.

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Confucius say… question authority and the authorities will question you.

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Confucius say… don't confuse an open mind with one that's vacant.

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Confucius say… vegetarian is an Indian word meaning, lousy hunter.

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Confucius say… squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.

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Confucius say… it is not what you wear, it is how you take it off.

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