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Confucius say… marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

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Confucius say… man with hand in pocket is all ways on the ball.

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Confucius say… man who read woman like book prefer braille!

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Confucius say… best defense against rape, is to beat off attacker.

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Confucius say… man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.

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Confucius say… many men bite, but Fu Man Chu.

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Confucius say… baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Confucius say… man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!

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Confucius say… cross eyed teacher cannot control pupils.

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Confucius say… man who has money to burn, makes an ash of himself.

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Confucius say… Platonic relationship develops after two good friends are tired of screwing each other.

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Confucius say… since a lawyer joined the nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.

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Confucius say… if wise man marry, he become otherwise.

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Confucius say… vitamins are good for what ails you – Viagra is good for what fails you.

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Confucius say… he who places head in sand, will get kicked in the end!

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Confucius say… best way to slow a runaway horse, is to bet on it.

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Confucius say… virgin with thimble on finger, never feel prick.

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Confucius say… every teenager should get a high school education… even if they already know everything.

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Confucius say… man who fall into an upholstery machine, eventually be fully recovered.

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Confucius say… if you think you’re going to sum up your whole life on this little bit of paper, you’re crazy.

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Confucius say… man who drops watch in toilet bound to have crappy time.

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