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Confucius say… man who sits on stool smells like shit.

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Confucius say… quietest place in the world is the complaint department at a parachute packing plant.

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Confucius say… the useless skin around a penis is called a man.

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Confucius say… your ship comes in, make sure you are willing to unload it.

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Confucius say… optimist is a man who hasn't had many experiences yet.

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Confucius say… handkerchief should be called "cold storage."

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Confucius say… if wise man marry, he become otherwise.

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Confucius say… is better to be looked over than overlooked.

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Confucius say… lawyer is someone who writes an eighty-page document and calls it a brief.

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Confucius say… bachelor is man who never makes the same mistake once.

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Confucius say… if you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going.

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Confucius say… foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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Confucius say… with one chopstick go hungry.

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Confucius say… man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs.

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Confucius say… you see the handwriting on the wall, you're in a public restroom.

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Confucius say… man with no legs bums around.

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Confucius say… first breathe of love is last breath of wisdom.

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Confucius say… marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

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Confucius say… man who make love to cash register, come into money.

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Confucius say… it take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.

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Confucius say… two wrongs not make right, three lefts do.

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