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Confucius say… the only thing divorce proves is whose mother was right in the first place.

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Confucius say… best way to keep your word is not to give it.

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Confucius say… lady who goes down first time out, is called Titanic.

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Confucius say… man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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Confucius say… opera is the only place where a guy gets stabbed and instead of bleeding, he sings.

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Confucius say… newscaster who reports hurricanes, knows how to talk up a storm.

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Confucius say… solving problems, dig at the roots instead of hacking at the leaves.

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Confucius say… don't confuse an open mind with one that's vacant.

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Confucius say… if you want to watch the world pass you by, try driving the speed limit.

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Confucius say… it ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.

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Confucius say… prostitute with her hand in her panties is self employed.

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Confucius say… you see the handwriting on the wall, you're in a public restroom.

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Confucius say… penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.

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Confucius say… difference between pink and purple, is your grip.

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Confucius say… lawyer is someone who writes an eighty-page document and calls it a brief.

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Confucius say… giraffe's family reunion is called necks of kin.

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Confucius say… panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

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Confucius say… those who get to big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

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Confucius say… perfectionist is one who takes great pains, and gives them to everyone else.

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Confucius say… when wife complain too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.

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Confucius say… epileptic lettuce farmer makes "seizure salad."

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