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Confucius say… man who throw a cat out car window, makes kitty litter.

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Confucius say… optimist is a man who hasn't had many experiences yet.

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Confucius say… Amish woman's secret fantasy is two Mennonite.

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Confucius say… he who seeks revenge should remember to dig two graves.

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Confucius say… he who stick head in oven get baked bean.

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Confucius say… man who wear short sleeved shirt supports right to bare arms.

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Confucius say… with athletic finger make broad jump.

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Confucius say… man who not poop for many days must take care of back log.

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Confucius say …. tight pants like cheap hotel… no ball room.

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Confucius say… prostitute with a degree in psychology will blow your mind.

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Confucius say… getting up on wrong side of bed lead to down fall.

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Confucius say… man have more hair on chest than woman, but on the whole woman have more.

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Confucius say… man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

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Confucius say… whether or not sex is better than pot, depends on the pusher .

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Confucius say… penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.

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Confucius say… best defense against rape, is to beat off attacker.

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Confucius say… smile is like tight underwear… it makes your cheeks go up.

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Confucius say… man can keep his youth, by giving her money, furs and diamonds.

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Confucius say… woman who gives away free potato chips, will offer you a free Lay.

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Confucius say… single fact can ruin a good argument.

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Confucius say… hippie at hot dog stand always put hair in a bun.

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