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Confucius say… best time to buy new mattress, at first sign of spring.

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Confucius say… man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

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Confucius say… is better to be looked over than overlooked.

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Confucius say… question authority and the authorities will question you.

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Confucius say… women are like lawn mowers… if you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.

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Confucius say… every woman with a curve, there are several men with angles.

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Confucius say… do not argue with spouse who is packing your parachute.

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