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Author: Confucius Page 28

Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of jockey get hot tip.

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Confucius say… carry a rabbit in a storm and the wind will blow the hare in your face.

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Confucius say… who checks out woman's package, doesn't always work for UPS.

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Confucius say… forgetful cow gives Milk of Amnesia!

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Confucius say… sperm sample from Nobel Prize winner is called, 'Stroke of Genius.'

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Confucius say… he who crosses ocean twice without washing is dirty double crosser.

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Confucius say… whether or not sex is better than pot, depends on the pusher .

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