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Confucius say… practical nurse is one who marries a wealthy, terminally ill patient.

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Confucius say… people are like teabags – you don't know how strong they are until you put them in hot water.

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Confucius say… Diet: food that make other people lose weight.

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Confucius say… baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Confucius say… every woman with a curve, there are several men with angles.

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Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer the door in her nightie is negligent.

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Confucius say… joke is like sex… neither is any good if you don't get it.

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Confucius say… he who stick head in oven get baked bean.

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Confucius say… secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk!

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Confucius say… bird in hand makes it hard to blow nose.

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Confucius say… vegetarian is an Indian word meaning, lousy hunter.

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Confucius say… it Is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.

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Confucius say… part-time bandleaders should be called 'semi-conductors'.

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Confucius say… alcohol is the cause of some problems and the solution to others.

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Confucius say… getting up on wrong side of bed lead to down fall.

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Confucius say… men are like Lava lamps… fun to look at, but not very bright.

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Confucius say… short man who dance with tall woman get bust in mouth.

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Confucius say… marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

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Confucius say… don't let your affection give you an infection – put some protection on that erection.

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Confucius say… sexy typist will bang on keyboard!

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Confucius say… handkerchief should be called cold storage.

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