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Confucius say… who checks out woman's package, doesn't always work for UPS.

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Confucius say… lady who goes down first time out, is called Titanic.

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Confucius say… best way to cure water on the brain is with a tap on the head.

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Confucius say… basketball player who marry midget lady will be nuts over her.

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Confucius say… creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup.

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Confucius say… men are like fish… neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.

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Confucius say… marriage is like a bank account – you put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

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Confucius say… nail on board is not good as screw on bench.

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Confucius say… education is the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

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Confucius say…  man who uses smart phone may still have trouble spelling own name.

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Confucius say… transvestite is one who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

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Confucius say… man kicked in testicles, left holding bag.

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Confucius say… he who eats crackers in bed, get crummy sleep.

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Confucius say… tears are the hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power.

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Confucius say… 400 pound lady, who likes both men and women, is a bisexual built for two.

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Confucius say… man with a broken condom is called a daddy.

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Confucius say… girl's best asset is her ‘lie' ability.

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Confucius say… man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Confucius say… 12 months of drinking low-calorie beer is one Lite year.

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Confucius say… new wives are like computers… they go down unexpectedly.

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Confucius say… magazine is a bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue.

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