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Confucius say… bird in hand makes it hard to blow nose.

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Confucius say… people having gift of gab, not know how to wrap it up.

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Confucius say… man who look to fortune cookie for advice probably make good busboy… ask waitress for application.

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Confucius say… man who run in front of car get tired.

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Confucius say… it ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.

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Confucius say… man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!

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Confucius say… look for helping hand on end of own arm.

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Confucius say… Rubic’s cube is like penis… the longer you play with it, the harder it gets.

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Confucius say… army like blow job… closer to discharge you get, the better it feels.

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Confucius say… impotent loser is a man who can't even get his hopes up.

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Confucius say… boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in hand.

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Confucius say… forbidden fruits make many jams.

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Confucius say… constipated people don't give a crap.

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Confucius say… he who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth.

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Confucius say… every woman with a curve, there are several men with angles.

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Confucius say… company who make women's vibrators is called, Genital Electric.

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Confucius say… man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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Confucius say… Eskimos go to Tupperware parties to find a tight seal.

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Confucius say… never tell a secret to a pig… it may squeal.

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Confucius say… with one foot on 'yesterday' and one foot on 'tomorrow' will end up pissing on 'today'.

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Confucius say… woman is the only hunter who uses herself for bait.

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