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Wouldn’t say soo-ee if the pigs were eating him

Plum tuckered

Girl, you look so good I could take you home and sop you up with a biscuit.

He could sell ice to an Eskimo.

Sober as a judge

She’s about a half a bubble off plumb.

I’ll turn him inside out and scrape him.

It come up a bad cloud.

Her butt is two axe handles wide.

He couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat.

Well, that just frosts my ankles!

Hold your horses

Jackin yer jaw

I’m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.

Lay out of work or school

In a New York minute.

You’re acting crazier than a sprayed roach!

You ain’t worth a plug nickel.

I'm so hungry I could eat my elbows.

Well, ain’t he just the tom-cat’s kitten?

Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.