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Author: Country expression Page 10
You don’t know shit from apple butter!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Clueless
Doesn’t know anything
Other expressions
Bumpin’ yer gums!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He looks like he got beat with a ugly stick.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s so slippery he’d hold his own in a pond full of eels.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shady character
Slippery
Untrustworthy
It's coming up a cloud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It looks like it’s going to rain
Other expressions
He’s so tight you could shove a quarter up his ass and he’d grind it into a dime.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Oooo weee… I see Christmas.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said if a girl’s underwear was showing
If I tell you that rooster dips snuff, you better check under his wing for the can.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Believe what I say
Other expressions
I’ll cloud up and rain all over you.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
As tall as a Georgia pine
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
Tall
Dark as three feet up a bull’s ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dark
Other expressions
Well, cut my legs off and call me shorty.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I swear
Other expressions
Well I declare
He's as country as a bowl of grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not 'citified'
Other expressions
Strong as a new well rope
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Powerful
Strong
It’s hotter than a goat’s ass in a pepper patch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
One foot in the grave and another on a banana peel
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Living dangerously
Near death
Other expressions
Well look what the cat dragged in.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A greeting
Other expressions
He didn't get there on a paved road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
On a dirt road
Other expressions
Rural
He went and blessed me out!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He cussed me out
Other expressions
Swearing
Don’t care if I do.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An acceptance
Other expressions
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