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Author: Country expression Page 10
Short as a gnat's tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He didn't get there on a paved road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
On a dirt road
Other expressions
Rural
I’m on it like cheese on grits!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'll get right to it
I'm taking care of it
Other expressions
I didn’t just fall off a turnip truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I wasn't born yesterday
I'm not ignorant/gullible
Naive
Other expressions
He looks like he stepped out of a bandbox.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To appear very neat and fashionable
He looks like the dog's been keepin' him under the porch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not handsome
Other expressions
… took a long dip in the ugly pond
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When poverty comes in the front door, love goes out the back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's cold enough to hang meat in here.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
To think hard of
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To speak unkindly of someone
He’d skin a flea for the hide and tallow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Smart as a tree full of owls.
Country expression
Animals
Expressions
Intelligence
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Owls
Colder than a well digger's ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It come up a bad cloud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A thunderstorm
Other expressions
I feel like I was et by a coyote and shit over a cliff.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Feel poorly
Other expressions
Worn out
They ate supper before they said grace.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About a couple living together without being married
Other expressions
It’s got tits or tires, you’re gonna have trouble with it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Uglier than a mud fence
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
More than plenty
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A bountiful meal
More than enough to eat
Other expressions
I’m fixin' to run over to the bank.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drive there
Other expressions
Had to tie a pork chop around his neck so the dog would play with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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