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You don’t know shit from apple butter!

Bumpin’ yer gums!

He looks like he got beat with a ugly stick.

I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.

He’s so slippery he’d hold his own in a pond full of eels.

It's coming up a cloud.

He’s so tight you could shove a quarter up his ass and he’d grind it into a dime.

Oooo weee… I see Christmas.

If I tell you that rooster dips snuff, you better check under his wing for the can.

I’ll cloud up and rain all over you.

As tall as a Georgia pine

Dark as three feet up a bull’s ass

Well, cut my legs off and call me shorty.

He's as country as a bowl of grits.

Strong as a new well rope

It’s hotter than a goat’s ass in a pepper patch.

One foot in the grave and another on a banana peel

Well look what the cat dragged in.

He didn't get there on a paved road.

He went and blessed me out!

Don’t care if I do.