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Author: Country expression Page 10
Wouldn’t say soo-ee if the pigs were eating him
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
Plum tuckered
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Exhausted
Other expressions
Tired
Girl, you look so good I could take you home and sop you up with a biscuit.
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Pretty
He could sell ice to an Eskimo.
Country expression
Characteristics
Expressions
Convincing
Persuasive
Sober as a judge
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Miscellaneous
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Sober
She’s about a half a bubble off plumb.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(not quite right)
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I’ll turn him inside out and scrape him.
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Miscellaneous
Get to know someone well
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It come up a bad cloud.
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Miscellaneous
A thunderstorm
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Her butt is two axe handles wide.
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He couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat.
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Miscellaneous
A poor shot
Has poor aim
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Well, that just frosts my ankles!
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Miscellaneous
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Hold your horses
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Be patient
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Jackin yer jaw
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Talking
I’m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.
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Confusion
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Lay out of work or school
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To miss work or play hookey
In a New York minute.
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Quickly
Soon
You’re acting crazier than a sprayed roach!
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Behavior
Crazy
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You ain’t worth a plug nickel.
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Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Worthless
I'm so hungry I could eat my elbows.
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Miscellaneous
Hunger
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Well, ain’t he just the tom-cat’s kitten?
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Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.
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Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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