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His front porch light is burnt out.

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Not blessed with beauty…

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It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table.

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We didn't plan to take 'em to raise.

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Like a sow needs a sidesaddle

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He looks like he got beat with a ugly stick.

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That gumbo will make a Chihuahua break a chain.

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Took the preachers seat

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She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm.

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You look like you were pulled through a knothole backwards.

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Going to hell in a handbasket

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Georgia buggy

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… like a turd in the punchbowl

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Those wise decisions you make when you’re young are those foolish ones you’ll live with when your old.

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His family tree is a trunk.

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I haven't seen you since Hector was a pup.

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Don't get your knickers in a knot.

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It’s as hot as blue blazes.

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His face was all plowed up

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If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, what a Merry Christmas we’d have.

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Y'all stay the night. We don’t have extra beds, but I’m sure we can find a nail to hang you on.

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