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Author: Country expression Page 31
Crooked as a dog's hind leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Who put a bee in her bonnet?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Agitated
Being fixated on
Obsessed with
Other expressions
I’m fair to middlin’.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'm doin' okay
Other expressions
So so
I’m so mad I could eat barbed wire and spit nails.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s so ugly, he’d stop an eight-day clock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It was all still and Sunday-like.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm
Other expressions
Quiet
Watermelon talk
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fills you up with no substance
Idle talk
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Thirty years one summer
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Anonymous
Crookeder than a dog’s hind leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonesty
Other expressions
Sunday face
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One's best and most presentable appearance
Other expressions
You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I didn’t just fall off a turnip truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I wasn't born yesterday
I'm not ignorant/gullible
Naive
Other expressions
Stronger’n a garlic milkshake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I do all I can… and the easy ones twice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Every tub has to sit on it’s own bottom.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Responsibility
Meaner than a stripe-ed snake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
She looked like death eating a cracker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, that puts the tassel on the cap.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
That beats all
Are you outta’ pocket again?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Big hat, no cattle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
All talk and no action or substance
Other expressions
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