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Author: Country expression Page 31
Meaner than a stripe-ed snake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
Every tub has to sit on it’s own bottom.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Responsibility
Hotter than a June bride.
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She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm.
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Greener than goose shit
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Lacking experience
New
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Unripe
He would steal the shitball from a blind tumblebug, give him a marble and put him on the wrong road home.
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An incredibly dishonest person
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Sleepier than a river coon
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Sleepy
Tired
He’d skin a flea for the hide and tallow.
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I’m fair to middlin’.
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I'm doin' okay
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So so
She wouldn’t say shit if she had a mouthful.
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Good
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Prim and proper
Crying like a pine knot in a sawmill.
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Loud
Noisy
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Sound
That was faster than green grass through a goose.
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Fast
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Quickness
Speed
If there's one rat you can see, there's gonna be 50 you can't.
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Anonymous
Don't get your tit in a ringer!
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Calm down
Don’t get excited
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I’m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.
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Confusion
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Air up your car
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Inflate the tires
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He could tear up a railroad track with a rubber hammer.
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Incompetence
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He is one ass kicking away from being a pretty nice fellow.
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Talk to the table.
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Say the blessing or grace before the meal
I swaney, Mama shoulda named me Grace.
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When one does something clumsy
He’s dumb as a sack full of hammers.
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Miscellaneous
Hammers
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