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Author: Country expression Page 31
Another horse been in his barn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
His spouse is cheating
Other expressions
Like a martin to his gourd
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
With pure instinct
She’s got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Gossip
Other expressions
Talkative
He’s three limbs up a willa.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crazy
Other expressions
Willow tree
He could go bear hunting with a switch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s so tough
Mean
Other expressions
Strong
Happy as a pig in Palestine.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You look like something the cat drug in and the dog won’t eat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You look terrible
You need to get you some bidness!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spoken to a lazy or idle person
Sleepier than a river coon
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Sleepy
Tired
Snake the kivvers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(Shake the covers)
Before getting in bed check for snakes
Other expressions
Don't get your tit in a ringer!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
Count the people.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't take so much that everybody doesn't get some
Other expressions
Good Heavenly Days!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Can you believe that?
Exclamation
Gosh
Other expressions
Well I'll be
Greener than goose shit
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lacking experience
New
Other expressions
Unripe
Mites stay on a chicken’s ass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone says they “might”
Took off like Moody's goose
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Left quickly
Other expressions
If you told her to haul butt, she would have to make two trips.
Country expression
Appearance
Body
Expressions
Fat
Her butt is two axe handles wide.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She fell out of the ugly tree; and hit every branch on the way down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a buzzard in a tree waiting for a mule to die
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Patient
He's country as a bowl of grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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