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Meaner than a stripe-ed snake

Every tub has to sit on it’s own bottom.

Hotter than a June bride.

She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm.

Greener than goose shit

He would steal the shitball from a blind tumblebug, give him a marble and put him on the wrong road home.

Sleepier than a river coon

He’d skin a flea for the hide and tallow.

I’m fair to middlin’.

She wouldn’t say shit if she had a mouthful.

Crying like a pine knot in a sawmill.

That was faster than green grass through a goose.

If there's one rat you can see, there's gonna be 50 you can't.

Don't get your tit in a ringer!

I’m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.

Air up your car

He could tear up a railroad track with a rubber hammer.

He is one ass kicking away from being a pretty nice fellow.

Talk to the table.

I swaney, Mama shoulda named me Grace.

He’s dumb as a sack full of hammers.