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Colder than a well digger's ass

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In a coon's age.

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Well, shut my mouth.

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Toad choker/frog strangler

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Doesn't take too many of those to make a dozen.

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Higher the hair, closer to God.

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You could throw her in a river and skim ugly for two days.

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Dumber than a sack full of hammers.

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I'd hire her to haunt a house!

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That ain't worth the powder to blow it to hell.

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If a frog had wings it wouldn’t bump its ass a-hoppin.’

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Cathead biscuit

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He’s so dumb, he could throw himself on the ground and miss.

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Don’t insult the alligator till you’ve crossed the stream.

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It’s cold enough to freeze a turkey off the roost.

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I feel like the underside of a turnip green.

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Broke out with money

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Well, knock me down and call me 'Shorty'!

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If a cow had wheels, it would be a milk truck.

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Strong as a new well rope

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Sloppier than two pigs in a bucket

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