Author: Country expression Page 4

Would you raise that winder down! I'm freezin' my tail off!

Who put a bee in her bonnet?

It’s so foggy, you have to poke a hole to spit.

He’s so slippery he’d hold his own in a pond full of eels.

Like a bug arguing with a chicken

I’m fixin’ to show you what a whuppin’ is all about!

Looks like he’s been chewin’ tobacco and spittin’ in the wind.

So tight you can hear him squeak when he walks

I love you a bushel and a peck.

If you want to fight me you better pack a lunch and bring a flashlight.

He couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat.

Livin’ high on the hawg.

Dumber than a barrel of hair

You can’t tell nobody nothing that ain’t ever been nowhere!

You look like you were pulled through a knothole backwards.

As full of wind as a corn-eating horse

Well, shut my mouth.

Farmin’ in the woods

As cold as a wet Christmas

They live just a hoot and a holler down the road.

He went and blessed me out!