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Author: Country expression Page 43
When a dog is tight-mouthed
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doesn’t bark much
Other expressions
She’d make a freight train take a dirt road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Return an answer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reply is requested
Other expressions
I'm out like a fat girl stealing second.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s like a mule halfway home after plowin’ all day.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
His mind is made up
Other expressions
You’re not going to change his mind or his path
The sun don't shine on the same dog's tail/behind all the time.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You can’t win ‘em all
Your time will come
No bigger than the little end of nothin’ whittled down to a fine point.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Insignificant
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I like a gal where her skin fits a little better.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wrinkles
I could stand flat footed and piss over a dump truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Gotta go bad
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I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A full stomach
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Sleepier than a river coon
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Sleepy
Tired
Fixments
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Household furnishings
Other expressions
Go piss up a rope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Get lost!
Go to hell!
I’m fixin’ to show you what a whuppin’ is all about!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Well, if that don’t put pepper in the gumbo!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Isn't that something!
Other expressions
Well I'll be darned
Talk to the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Say the blessing or grace before the meal
He’s like a bad penny.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Always turning up.
Other expressions
Fair to middlin’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Okay
Other expressions
So so
He acts like he’s ten feet tall and bullet-proof.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Conceited
Other expressions
Self-important
It's coming up a cloud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It looks like it’s going to rain
Other expressions
No, it’s liquid sunshine.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sarcastic response to when someone asks if it is raining
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