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Author: Country expression Page 43
Dumber than a barrel of hair
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dumb
Other expressions
I'm fixin' to go down the road a piece.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'm going down the road a short distance.
Other expressions
He’d have to get smarter… just to be stupid.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Is it any 'count?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is it any good?
Other expressions
He’s got a tough row to hoe
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Circumstances
Got a hard job ahead
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The dinner bell is always in tune.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dinner
Other expressions
That size don't get no bigger.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of something very large
Doesn’t have a pot to piss in
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is penniless
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She’s got more than one mule in her stable.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She has more than one lover
Give me some sugar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give me a kiss.
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Couldn't hit her in the butt with a red apple.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Refers to someone very happy or content about something
He wouldn’t holler sooey if the hogs was eatin’ em.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
Go hog wild
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have a good time
Other expressions
Hangin’ in there like a hair in a biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Adhering closely
Determination
Other expressions
He ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not too bright
Other expressions
Stiff in the heels
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Has plenty of money
Other expressions
Well off
What goes over the Devil’s back comes back over his belly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Money earned sinfully is usually spent on sin
Other expressions
Farmin’ in the woods
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Making moonshine
Other expressions
Panting like a lizard on a hot rock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Breathing
Other expressions
Panting
Cute as a sack full of puppies.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cute
Other expressions
It’s raining cats and dogs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
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