Author: Country expression Page 43

When a dog is tight-mouthed

She’d make a freight train take a dirt road.

Return an answer.

I'm out like a fat girl stealing second.

He’s like a mule halfway home after plowin’ all day.

The sun don't shine on the same dog's tail/behind all the time.

No bigger than the little end of nothin’ whittled down to a fine point.

I like a gal where her skin fits a little better.

I could stand flat footed and piss over a dump truck.

I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.

Sleepier than a river coon

Fixments

Go piss up a rope.

I’m fixin’ to show you what a whuppin’ is all about!

Well, if that don’t put pepper in the gumbo!

Talk to the table.

He’s like a bad penny.

Fair to middlin’

He acts like he’s ten feet tall and bullet-proof.

It's coming up a cloud.

No, it’s liquid sunshine.