Author: Country expression Page 5

If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!

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Like a duck looking for thunder.

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A shallow brook is noisiest.

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He took in a lot of mules.

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She's got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.

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Crooked as a dog's hind leg.

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I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.

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He’s so ugly he has to slap himself to sleep.

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A mule can’t help it if his daddy is a jackass.

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Throw the hatchet

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Hotter than a June bride.

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Her breath/body odor would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

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About as useful as gooseshit on a pumphandle

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I like a gal where her skin fits a little better.

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Like a bug arguing with a chicken

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If [such and such happens] then it’s Katie bar the door.

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My boss rides me like a sway back mule.

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It's cold enough to hang meat in here.

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Pretty as you please

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You could throw her in a river and skim ugly for two days.

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Don’t let your mouth write a check that your ass can’t cash.

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