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Author: Country expression Page 5
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
In a New York minute.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quickly
Soon
You ain’t worth a plug nickel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Worthless
I’ll show you where the bear sat in the buckwheat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ll show you who’s boss
Other expressions
He’s playing possum.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretending he’s dead or asleep
I’ll turn him inside out and scrape him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Get to know someone well
Other expressions
Happiness walks on busy feet.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Lay out… (of work/school)
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Play hookey
Stay home
You're diggin’ your own grave.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’d rather have a broke back in hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tighter than a new boot
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
If you told her to haul butt, she would have to make two trips.
Country expression
Appearance
Body
Expressions
Fat
She’s so stubborn she’d argue with a stop sign.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stubbornness
Don’t start choppin’ till you’ve treed the coon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
You don’t have to have a long neck to be a goose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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You don’t have to LOOK stupid to be stupid
As tall as a Georgia pine
Country expression
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Height
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Tall
Like a buzzard in a tree waiting for a mule to die
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Patient
Too poor to paint, too proud to whitewash.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pride
That man ain't got the decency to die.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Meanness
Other expressions
He’s got a tough row to hoe
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Circumstances
Got a hard job ahead
Other expressions
I feel like a lost ball in a high weed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being lost
Confusion
Other expressions
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