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He sticks to that boy like white on rice.

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It’s hotter than a goat’s ass in a pepper patch.

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Crooked as a snake's back.

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Slower than a Sunday afternoon.

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He ain't sawing logs, he's clearing brush.

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Like two peas in a pod.

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I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

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If brains was grease, he couldn’t slick the head of a pin.

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No more sense than last year’s bird nest.

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Took a heart burnin'

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He ain’t a man to tie too.

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Were you raised in a barn?

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Well, ain’t he just the tom-cat’s kitten?

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His mouth ain’t no prayerbook.

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Like a rooster in an empty henhouse

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Her butt is as wide as a corn picker.

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Cute as a sack full of puppies.

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Uglier than a burnt stump

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Narrow between the eyes.

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It daddied itself

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Sorry as a two dollar watch.

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