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Author: Country expression Page 6
Jump the broomstick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Marriage without benefit of a preacher or justice of the peace
Other expressions
He could tear up a railroad track with a rubber hammer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Incompetence
Other expressions
Don’t go off with your pistol half cocked.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't get mad unless you have all the facts
Other expressions
He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Greed
Never content
Other expressions
He was so slick he could steal the sweet from sugar without touching a grain
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sneaky
I’m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
Pull in your horns.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Other expressions
Relax
"shootin" horseshoes
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pitching horseshoes
Devil's beating his wife with a frying pan
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
When it’s raining on a sunny day
Don't go back on your raisin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Denying your heritage
Other expressions
You could throw her in a river and skim ugly for two days.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Leanin' on the shovel
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taking a break
Stand pappy
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Assume paternity – as in ‘I’ll stand pappy’ for your baby’
Other expressions
You'll go to hell for lyin' just as fast as fer stealin' chickens.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m gonna have a ‘Come to Jesus’ meeting with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’m gonna give him one last chance
Other expressions
You're diggin’ your own grave.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sure as the vine twines 'round the stump, you are my darlin' sugar lump.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Term of endearment
I didn’t just fall off a turnip truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I wasn't born yesterday
I'm not ignorant/gullible
Naive
Other expressions
Give a 50 cent answer for a nickel question.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give too much detail
Other expressions
Too much of an answer
He sticks to that boy like white on rice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Closeness
Other expressions
She could talk the leg off a horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talks a lot
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