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Author: Country expression Page 6
A whistling woman and a crowing hen never comes to a very good end.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be who you are
Other expressions
Pretentions
He wouldn't go to a funeral unless he could be the corpse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He's conceited
Other expressions
Self-important
He’s so dumb, he could throw himself on the ground and miss.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Basket name
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pet name of a child prior to Christening
Well, I swanny…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I swear
Other expressions
Well I declare
Pass some words
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A quarrel
A spat
Other expressions
Trouble
Mess with
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be involved with
Other expressions
Less chance than a snowball in Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
LIttle chance
Other expressions
Mend fences.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
End a feud
Other expressions
Settle differences
If she gets to heaven she'll ask to see the upstairs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There's no pleasing her.
So good it’ll make you smack yo mama.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
He’d scare a horse from his oats.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We always go to bed with the chickens.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Go to bed early
Other expressions
Marryin’ an’ buryin’ hat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One’s best hat
Other expressions
I feel like a lost ball in a high weed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being lost
Confusion
Other expressions
Uglier than a burnt stump
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He went and blessed me out!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He cussed me out
Other expressions
Swearing
As full of wind as a corn-eating horse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Full of hot air
Other expressions
Talkative
Rough as a cob
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Abrasive
Course
Other expressions
Rough
Shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
His brain rolls around in his head like a mustard seed in a five gallon bucket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Brains
Other expressions
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