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So ugly the tide wouldn’t take her out.

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Planted corn before the fence was built

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It's gonna be a gully washer.

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They never could set horses.

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Bless your pea-pickin' heart.

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If you are in trouble and told to go out and cut your own switch…don’t come back with a little one…that ain’t going to work for ya.

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I was born on a Friday, but not last Friday.

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He's tougher than a two dollar steak.

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She's so pretty she could make a hound dog smile.

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Where do you fall?

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The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving.

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Don’t insult the alligator till you’ve crossed the stream.

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No, it’s liquid sunshine.

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Madder than a hornet!

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Sittin’ in the catbird seat

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He's as happy as if he had good sense.

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You can’t measure a snake till ti’t stretched out dead.

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It’s hotter than a goat’s ass in a pepper patch.

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Narrow between the eyes.

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Hotter than a June bride.

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He’s screw a snake in a sandstorm if someone’d hold it out straight for him.

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