Author: Country expression Page 6

A whistling woman and a crowing hen never comes to a very good end.

He wouldn't go to a funeral unless he could be the corpse.

He’s so dumb, he could throw himself on the ground and miss.

Basket name

Well, I swanny…

Pass some words

Mess with

Less chance than a snowball in Hell.

Mend fences.

If she gets to heaven she'll ask to see the upstairs.

So good it’ll make you smack yo mama.

He’d scare a horse from his oats.

We always go to bed with the chickens.

Marryin’ an’ buryin’ hat

I feel like a lost ball in a high weed.

Uglier than a burnt stump

He went and blessed me out!

As full of wind as a corn-eating horse

Rough as a cob

Shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds.

His brain rolls around in his head like a mustard seed in a five gallon bucket.