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Author: Unknown Page 10
I ate enough to float a battleship!
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Mixed metaphors
That was the straw that twisted the camel's neck.
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Misspokements
Mixed metaphors
Hardening and Tempering Engineers’ Tools
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Book Titles
Occupations
Work
Engineer
Have Some Madeira, M’Dear
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Song Titles
Written by Michael Flanders & Daniel Swan
We're still getting our feet wet on getting rolling here.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
I’m Quittin’ Wild Turkey Cold Turkey
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Song Titles
Our methodology isn't cast in stone.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
He'll argue until the cat turns blue.
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Mixed metaphors
Sometimes I feel like I'm swimming uphill against the grain.
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Mixed metaphors
He can squeeze money out of a turnip.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
C’mon Down Off the Stove, Granny, You’re Too Old to Ride the Range
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Song Titles
I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You
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Song Titles
Written by Byron Gallimore / Don Pfrimmer / William Shore
I wish they'd hurry up and get their act in gear.
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Misspokements
Players' names should be entered in numeric order.
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Mixed metaphors
Put that in your hat and smoke it.
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Mixed metaphors
I don’t think we should jump at straws here.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Alone In the Woods With Scoutmaster Mike
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Book Titles
They don't know yet whether that played a factor in the accident.
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Mixed metaphors
He who hesitates hasn't leapt first.
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Mixed metaphors
Hesitation
We need to look at it before the other eyes set foot on it.
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Mixed metaphors
It Took A Helluva Man To Take My Anne, But It Sure Didn’t Take Him Long
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Song Titles
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