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Author: Unknown Page 10
Have Some Madeira, M’Dear
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Song Titles
Written by Michael Flanders & Daniel Swan
If you can't cut the cheese you're out of here!
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
This is the piece of the puzzle that allows you to paint in the rest of the pie.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Peekin’ In the Knothole In Grandma’s Wooden Leg
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Song Titles
Written by Lesley Nelson-Burns
I have been torn betwixt and between the devil and the deep blue sea.
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Mixed metaphors
… the Holy Land of Israel – a mecca for tourists.
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Mixed metaphors
Israel
Just to throw some evidence on the fire.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
How is it that one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of matches to start a campfire?
Unknown
Situations
Things
Fires
Matches
I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Don't let the grass grow under a rolling stone.
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Mixed metaphors
f Today Was A Fish, I’d Throw It Back In
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Song Titles
Alone In the Woods With Scoutmaster Mike
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Book Titles
And There was Grandma, Swingin’ on the Outhouse Door, Without a Shirt On
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Song Titles
I look forward to the day when we can just talk about the ethics of angling without this red herring of whether they can feel pain.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Fishing
I Just Fell in Something; and I Sure Hope It’s Love
Unknown
Song Titles
I’m Still Missing You… But My Aim Is Improving
Unknown
Song Titles
In about six months I'll be knocking on your shoulder.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Heart, We Did All We Could
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Written by Ned Miller & Teddi Barra
Lightbulb Hat
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Song Titles
Written by Peter & Louise Berryman
I Only Miss You On The Days That End In "Y"
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Song Titles
People tell me one thing one day and out the other.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
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