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I wanted to come out of the chute on the right foot.

Mixed metaphors

I wish they'd hurry up and get their act in gear.

Misspokements

Since You Bought the Waterbed We’ve Slowly Drifted Apart

Song Titles

Someone's going to hang from the yardstick for this.

Mixed metaphors

He'll argue until the cat turns blue.

Mixed metaphors

Robert Lee was able to do some running on his groin for the first time.

Colemanballs

There are things that will really sink home with you.

Mixed metaphors

Peekin’ In the Knothole In Grandma’s Wooden Leg

Song Titles

Living from hand to mouth like the birds of the air

Mixed metaphors

Swing Wide Your Gate Of Love

Song Titles

I Been Roped And Throwed By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral

Song Titles

(I Keep) Throwing Good Love After Bad

Miscellaneous

You Can't Haul a U-Haul Into Heaven

Song Titles

I'm not trying to poke holes at anybody.

Mixed metaphors

I was the mother hen to all these little ducks.

Mixed metaphors

There's been a lot of spilt milk under the bridge.

Mixed metaphors

You Done Blacked My Blue Eyes Once Too Often

Song Titles

The promise of the world’s first low-carbon Olympic flame has gone up in smoke.

Mixed metaphors

I thought it might be a good idea for you to check base with him.

Mixed metaphors

There's a silver lining in all that red ink.

Mixed metaphors

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Communication Language Wordplay