Author: A Murphy's Military Law Page 3

There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you, and miss.

Military

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons!

Arms Conflict Military Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

All other things being equal, the side with the simplest uniforms wins.

Appearance Clothing Military Murphy’s Laws

Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep

Military

If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will have more than your fair share to take.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Recoilless rifles – aren’t.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

We are not retreating, we are advancing in another direction.

Military Murphy’s Laws

There is no such place as a convenient foxhole.

Military

Smart bombs have bad days too.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

If the enemy is in range, so are you!

Military Murphy’s Laws

Any ship can be a minesweeper… once.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws War

The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.

Health Military Murphy’s Laws

Automatic weapons – aren’t.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

Make it too tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Neutral countries – aren’t.

Government Military Murphy’s Laws Places

It isn't necessary to be an idiot to be a senior officer, but it sure helps.

Military

If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you may have misjudged the situation.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The seriousness of a wound (in a firefight) is inversely proportional to the distance to any form of cover.

Military

The easy way is always mined.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Military Murphy’s Laws

All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.

Military Murphy’s Laws