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You’re a bartender, y’aint a mortrician.

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Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice.

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Reclimbing chair

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In the words of Harry S. Truman: If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook.

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Farkerhouse rolls.

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You’re germinatin’ all over me!

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Your honor, may I encroach the bench?

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Waddya expect him to say, entray voose?

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I was readin’ an article about the animal population – there’s millions of pets explodin’.

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Tell her I ain’t crawlin’ home to her with my tail between her legs.

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I got a unanimous letter

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We’ll have a big bowl of spaghetti and a plate of some of that veal scallopeepee.

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I ain't gonna eat this food with these Chink pick-up sticks.

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Don’t talk like an ignarosis.

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Certainly I’m innocent, Edith… but of what?

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OK, if you can get an indepartial judge.

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I just want to take the opportunity to express my waddya call, gratitude and depreciation.

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My eyesight went blurry from the lastitude they put in the mushrooms.

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The whole conjugation was asleep.

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The two of us all alone and, well, we was imminent together.

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So I started giving her mouth to mouth restitution, there.

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