Author: Archie Bunker Page 3

The officer ain’t interested in no renimiscencesof yours.

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Hanging around my neck like an albacross.

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He’s the Judas S. Cariot of the loadin’ platform.

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Go on with the renouncement.

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That’s the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes’ booth.

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I’m going to the Colonel next. I’m gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes.

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My hunka flywood is ripped off!

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It’s only the mercy of the Lord I ain’t had a stroke already – and a coronary trombonus in the bargain.

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Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done.

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a menstrual show

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I wasn’t referencin’ to myself.

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Santa’s Guh-nomes.

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Your honor, may I encroach the bench?

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Ya don’t have to soft soap me.

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You’re breakin’ about 18 laws, maybe even a dozen.

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One of the funniest antidotes of all time.

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Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother’s side.

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You never believe nuttin’, Edith. You’re of them septics.

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International Spade The Cat Week

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He’s got some grand strategy that he can’t revulge.

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Wild hornets couldn’t drag me there.

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