Author: Archie Bunker Page 5

comedian Flop Wilson

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It’s only the mercy of the Lord I ain’t had a stroke already – and a coronary trombonus in the bargain.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The two of us all alone and, well, we was imminent together.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Like the old adverb you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth.

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Rules and regulations and priororities.

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That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic.

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Oh graytin potatoes

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… he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish.

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I think the family was from Hungaria.

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People are scared that the departed soul might be hoovering around some place.

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Just try to restract his attention.

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That’s what Abel was saying when he got it in the back from his own brother with a cane.

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Spanish Imposition.

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What ya do in the privates of your own room is your own privates.

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Everyone knows Foley the philangerer!

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You’re the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here.

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Ain’t ya never heard of Medicure?

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Welcome to our home; and as youse people say "shaboom."

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Like the Good Book says, let him who is without sin… be the rollin’ stone.

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You’ll be turned into a pillow of salt.

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In ancient Rome they killed Sid Caesar.

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