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That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic.

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Infernal Revenue

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Lobster Greenberg

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But what does he owe me for 5 years of bread and broad?

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Oh say can you see, by the dawn’s early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing.

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It’s a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime.

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Show me where to put my John Hancrock.

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Misspokements

The first minute we get something beautiful going you got a way of saying things that just, I dunno, breaks the whole spill.

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Shirley Temple was never as good as Bojangles George Murphy.

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Look at you, you’re white as a goat.

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… birth patrol pills.

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In the words of Harry S, Truman, “If it’s too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook.”

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Mixed metaphors

The Three Muskatelles.

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I was under the dress.

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He’s still scravengin’ down here.

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Gonna be incrimated… they’re gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals.

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Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, definition of character.

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Candlestine romance

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It’s a temporarial blowout here; all the houses on the block are dark.

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Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof!

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The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle.

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