Author: Archie Bunker Page 8

I ain't a man of carnival instinctuals like you.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops Sex

If my dead father was alive to hear that, it would kill him.

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Death Family Fathers Misspokements Situations Travel

Weekly filibooster

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You’re the one who got me into this whole expensive party here.

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Malaprops

Rules and regulations and priororities.

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Malaprops

Innocent stand-byer

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community.

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Malaprops

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key.

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Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

Intricate facts of sex

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Malaprops

… birth patrol pills.

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Malaprops

I’m going to the Colonel next. I’m gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I wanna read ya something right out of the allamac.

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Malaprops

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road.

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Animals Malaprops Situations

Like the Good Book says, let him who is without sin… be the rollin’ stone.

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Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

Throwing bricks and bottles, it’s like a regular inserruption.

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Misspokements

The Holy Father’s newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

I ain’t got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can’t make no mistakes. Like he’s, waddya call, inflammable.

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Characteristics Malaprops Mistakes

I gotta lose weight, Edith… I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese.

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Malaprops

Get the hanging dog expression off your face.

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Appearance Malaprops

You could be like Anita O’Brien, hustlin’ fruits.

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Misspokements

I didn’t ask her for nothin.’ It was her that reduced me.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes