Author: Archie Bunker Page 8

Women Liberteens

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Mrs. O’Leary’s cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway.

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Ever hear of the old saying, “grass don’t grow on a busy street?”

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Your face is a household word.

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It’s waddya call… wash your hands.

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Book Of Ecclesiasticles

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Patience is a virgin.

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Imported from a little town in Italy… Fresno.

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Transflusions

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This is all the fault of that Helen Curly Steinway.

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I’ve been accumeratin’ these benefits for 30 years.

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Won by your distinguished incrumbent.

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Stamped inedibly on my heart.

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I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen.

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… expensive care

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The bad penny ain’t pickin’ up no more rollin’ moss.

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Santa’s Guh-nomes.

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It’s a temporarial blowout here; all the houses on the block are dark.

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Like in that picture, “The Prince & The Porpoise.”

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I ain't a man of carnival instinctuals like you.

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Why don't you go take a short walk on a long pier?

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