Author: Archie Bunker Page 9

Mother Superiority

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Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states.

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Oh graytin potatoes

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The whole conjugation was asleep.

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Laundryette

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Raise him a Luferan if you want, raise him a Norman with 7 wives, a holy roller, a Seventh Day Adventurer

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Take a cruise down to the Virgin’s Island.

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Most of ’em have more hismones than hermones.

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One of those digitalis clocks.

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We're just sweeping dirty dishes under the rug.

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Ifso fatso

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Innocent stand-byer

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Some system of judaspudence we got here.

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Lemon merinj pie.

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Show me where to put my John Hancrock.

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Beat your tambourines with the Hairy Knishes.

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The rules are written by the bureaucraps.

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Suppose you get an attack of gastriasis in the middle of the night.

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Superiorority

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That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman.

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B’nai Briss

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