Author: Archie Bunker Page 9

Why don't you go take a short walk on a long pier?

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In a pig’s dye.

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Don’t ya know it’s bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home?

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A babysitter should at least be out of puberous.

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He’d go through the house like Typhoon Mary.

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I just want to take the opportunity to express my waddya call, gratitude and depreciation.

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Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice.

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Up there in his ivory shower.

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That one kind of grapes on my nerves.

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Rip Van Heussen

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You got a very warfed sense of humor.

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He’s got that big house to maintain in San Clemency.

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We’ll have a big bowl of spaghetti and a plate of some of that veal scallopeepee.

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Certainly I’m innocent, Edith… but of what?

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Nice quiet, waddya call, stablishment.

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… electrical degenerators

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Holier than thy.

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Umbiblical cord

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I’d say that the Meathead probably got magnesia and forgot where his mouth was.

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The officer ain’t interested in no renimiscencesof yours.

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Dropped the heavy lid of the terlet right on my instoop.

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