Author: Archie Bunker Page 9

You may have heard some funny comedians in your time – Milton Berlin, Don Trickles.

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Now I’m gonna synchrosize the watch.

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Men gets these here, waddya call, surges, where the chromostones are burlin’ over.

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Voosa Versa

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Sayin’ grace – it’s just thankin’ Mother Nature, whose first name just happens to be Grace.

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I was just a little bit exstartled about being called out of the ordinary.

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My eyesight went blurry from the lastitude they put in the mushrooms.

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I was readin’ an article about the animal population – there’s millions of pets explodin’.

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I’m glad for your gratification.

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He’s got that big house to maintain in San Clemency.

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Marchin’ in all the peace riots.

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I hate to leave in the middle of all this hillerarity.

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The first minute we get something beautiful going you got a way of saying things that just, I dunno, breaks the whole spill.

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I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen.

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That picture with Lon Chaney – “Of Mouse And Men.”

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What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy.

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To my dear daughter Gloria Bunker … I leave my living room chair as a central piece in her someday living room.

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It’s a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime.

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He wants his son to follow in his footprints.

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That guy ain’t been the same since he had that vasexomy.

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Tell her I ain’t crawlin’ home to her with my tail between her legs.

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